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By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 05:42 - United States - Tampa

Today, it's been 3 days since I moved into my new house. I'm already known as the neighborhood racist, after some dicksplash thought it'd be funny to tape a sign to my door overnight that said: "DO NOT RING IF YOU ARE A NEGRO AND/OR JEW." FML

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By Nickie809 - 17/09/2012 14:59 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I moved into my new apartment. I was feeling really excited until my new neighbor knocked on my door and left me what looks like rabbit ears on my welcome mat. He just stared at me expectantly as though I should be thankful. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2011 07:42 - Australia

Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML

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By 44magnumtime - 06/08/2012 17:57 - Canada - Oakville

Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML

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By ZeldaovaPeach - 05/07/2016 12:44 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I received an envelope with my name written in beautiful writing in my mailbox. I just moved in the day before and hadn't given the address to anyone or met my neighbors yet so I was a bit surprised by it, even more surprised to find nothing but a dick pic inside. FML

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You deserved it 1 207

By Mybrotherissatan - 10/03/2016 15:59 - United States - Arrington

Today, I found out why people in my new neighborhood keep giving me weird looks. For a laugh, my brother had gone around telling them I'm a parolee, and implying that I couldn't be trusted around their children. FML

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By guest - 19/06/2014 01:14 - United States - Agoura Hills

Today, I became the town racist for saying "black" instead of "African-American". I'm black. FML

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By ... - 10/02/2010 09:08 - United States

Today, my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This included Nazi symbols, "white power", and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominantly black neighborhood. FML

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By BMike - 11/07/2011 18:16 - United States

Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML

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random2212 16

Sunday 5 July 2015 23:55

Wow that's terrible. Hopefully you can explain.

Klima_fml 29

Sunday 5 July 2015 23:55

A warm welcome, doesn't get too much better than that ;)

Comments

wondercat40 28

Sunday 5 July 2015 23:55

At least you're not actually racist!

Xion0014 20

Monday 6 July 2015 1:02

Everyones a little racist

littleking94 14

Monday 6 July 2015 1:54

#38, speak for yourself

kickyourtitsin 12

Monday 6 July 2015 1:56

There's simple stereotypes that people associate with others, kind of like judging a person, we're not proud of it but everyone does it.

ItsDutch 16

Monday 6 July 2015 2:25

I'm not racist, I hate everybody equally!

QuaDECH 13

Monday 6 July 2015 3:26

I'm not racist because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

disbatch 14

Monday 6 July 2015 6:36

To much drama, your mom's a mugger, who cares, people do for the wrong reason, everyone is equal butt fairy

Klima_fml 29

Sunday 5 July 2015 23:55

A warm welcome, doesn't get too much better than that ;)

Devtyro 14

Sunday 5 July 2015 23:55

Throw a block party with all welcome?

dontlookman 20

Sunday 5 July 2015 23:57

With the sign on op's door, the only people to show up would be wearing bedsheets and pointy hats

JustinJK 21

Monday 6 July 2015 0:14

Or an angry lynch mob. @OP maybe you should explain yourself?

random2212 16

Sunday 5 July 2015 23:55

Wow that's terrible. Hopefully you can explain.

5secondsofvvifi 21

Monday 6 July 2015 8:44

Hopefully. But let's hope a hate crime isn't committed in that neighborhood because we all know who they'll be looking at...

freya1998 23

Sunday 5 July 2015 23:56

Time to meet your new neighbors, I guess.. Better bring some damn good cookies or something

LVtaytay 12

Sunday 5 July 2015 23:56

That's terrible, hope everyone believes you when you explain what happened.

disbatch 14

Monday 6 July 2015 6:38

I don't even believe OP

Pizzapiggy1 18

Sunday 5 July 2015 23:57

Well just tell everyone that you are not actually racist and explain that some dickwad taped a paper to your door. Problem hopefully solved

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 6 July 2015 0:48

telling people you're not racist doesn't usually work. just explain that some jerk put a mean and tasteless sign on your door.

Steve97 32

Sunday 5 July 2015 23:57

Welcome to the neighborhood! :D

echarlotte 19

Sunday 5 July 2015 23:57

Find out who it is and do the same thing to them

cadillacgal79 32

Monday 6 July 2015 6:26

I wouldn't fight fire with fire here, maybe fire with a nice bottle of wine and a cookout?

disbatch 14

Monday 6 July 2015 6:40

Revenge? real mature, wrong+wrong=wrong

LastResort318 14

Monday 6 July 2015 8:01

79, - x - = +

annie_zoo 27

Monday 6 July 2015 8:19

He said - + - = - Addition and multiplication are very different things.

kandyapple007 2

Sunday 5 July 2015 23:57

Bake something and go door to door and explain that you didn't put that sign there and you wanted to apologize to whoever it offended on behalf of whoever pulled that "prank"