Bananarama

By wtfisthisworldcomingto - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML
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FreebirdIII 1

That's important information. Tell the cops to search for banana breath.

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imlagginglol 0

He got away by using the banana peel. Saw it on a high speed pursuit this morning, those poor cops never stood a chance. *sob*

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xxxxshanexxxx 0

STOP RIGHT THERE I HAVE A BANANA AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT!!!!

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CitrusGirl 0

I've always said cops should be armed with red shells

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MissBunny25 0

I'm assuming this means he robbed you with one hand... OP are you a disgusting blob of fat who is so weak they cannot even bring their spoon covered in porridge to their mouth? Oh , I thought so. You, sir, have no pancake mix. (probably because you ate it all)

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morgan320 0

LOL OMG ROFL OP got mugged by donkey kong!!!!!!

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ydi_4_suking 20

okay i have to ask. what does pancake mix have to do with anything?

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MissBunny25 0

120, since you asked, absolutely nothing.

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Where is that pancake mix saying from? A black kid kept saying that over and over and it made me lul.

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futtbuck101 1

I would've gone bananas

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Banana_Pancakes6 0

151 - Just.. just fall in a hole or something..

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spartanfan68 0

hahahahahahahahaha I see what you did there lol you must be a monkeys uncle

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b00mers 0

was it a monkey like in how i met your mother?

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poiuytjfffc 0

u guys r misunderstanding the FML, the point is that the op was pissed that he was mugged so easily even with the mugger having one hand in use with the banana

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superpoptart 24

im pretty sure they understand. they just have a sense of humor.

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planbsponserme 2

always remember wrist control. once you have that, pull out your gun

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Sniper_Fidelis 1

By the looks of it, you would have done way more than that.

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Marianette 0

probably a lot more, too.

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ucofresh 4

......... I kinda gotta go with LoL on this one. I am sorry you were mugged though.

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ImaWiseGuy 5

after he was done did he make like a banana and split?

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iSitt 0

if you only had watched Monty python defense from fruit you would have known what to do.

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m0tl3ycru3 0

don't underestimate the power of the might bannana

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murlocholmes 5

nimmrodel, that was precisely what I was thinking. well said sir

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ucofresh 4

Damn.. way off topic but who else thinks 63 is hella hot? lol

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ucofresh 4

Wow.. comment moderation is getting rather crazy. 63, you're still hot. Regardless the loser who moderated it! lol

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FreebirdIII 1

That's important information. Tell the cops to search for banana breath.

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mk58 31

Yep, it will certainly help the investigation!! lol.

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Takador 3

he should have gone Fruit Ninja on him

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ericwashere 0

should have watched monty pithon cause they had a short about how to defend yourself against fresh fruit, and it was very educational

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mk58 31

You were obviously too easy to mug.

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r33dr4c3r 0

I approve of the comment above.

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ydi_4_suking 20

i approve of the comment above me for that person approving the comment above

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horselove123 0

I don't know to laugh at this fml or not heh heh

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Maxwellminpin 19

I hope bees were around! Bananas smell like the alarm pheromone that bees give off to tell other bees "attack here!"

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nerdytacos 3

lol, I've always wanted to slap someone with a banana although I don't know why...

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mmsdrummer51 3

same here but for me its a large carp

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sammiesam221 0

he had to get that potassium sometime

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UmbraeCatervae 0

little young for that kinda profile pic juss sayin

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DeadxManxWalking 27

I like yours

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pimplayer 0

lil girl change ur picture, before creeps start stalking you. dam shame your mom didn't teach you any better.

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crengel 0

you're one year older....little old to be looking that closely at others pictures arn't we?!

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freerun4life97 0

she looks likes she's twelve.

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MarkFeehily 0

At least we know the mugger is trying to be healthy... one less thing to worry about! :P

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wazupwolf 5

multitasking for the win

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hunterhound 0

in your pic ur really really flat(as in boobs)so is blacky haha

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crengel 0

racial undertones.....LOL (no offence meant by the way :/)

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freerun4life97 0

THAT couldve been hilarious

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tayza249 20

At least you weren't mugged by a monkey.. THAT could have been embarrassing

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marissakmnn 0

I bet the guy could have looked like a monkey?:)

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Anteezy 7

And as you tried to chase him you slipped on the banana peel and fell.

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