By thatguy - 25/06/2011 07:47 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML
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bennetts211 2

I'd stay at your friend's, if I were you.

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olpally 32

wow... your mom is probably an alcoholic... stay at your friends house and stay away from your mom... alcoholics can be abusive... fyl op.. that sucks

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bennetts211 2

I'd stay at your friend's, if I were you.

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notsocrazee 0

wait until your friend gets drunk and kicks you out too.

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chlorinegreen 27

not cool. your not old enough to be emancipated yet I don't think so see if there is a relative close by or call a respected adult who can help you. I don't want you to have to go through fostering or adoption so I hope you find a alternate solution. I'm so sorry OP. for the mean time stat at your friends. I honestly wish you the best of luck.

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seanders 10

Well you can't be "mooching" too much if she can afford booze

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seanders 10

ChlorineGreen: I always like your comments. You're one of the few FML members who is sincere and offers real world sympathy/advice where it's needed.

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trevishere 7

 Dude I'm sorry, my friend said I can legit move into his house if something ever happened, so I would truthfully ask if I could move in for a while and then call family while you still can.

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OwenMcAwesome 0

damn. my friends moms a drunk and throws bottles and shit at him then kicks him out when he was like 12. hope you stay safe and figure everything out man.

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worlds123dumbest 4

Geez... I can't imagine what that feels like. Like everybody else stay at your friends for awhile.

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JennyObama 3

Lol at #2's pic. It would've been slightly attractive if that wasn't a pushup bra and if you didn't have that gross dark hair running down your belly button. 

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crudeandrudeguy 29

@207- Who the hell are you to judge?!?! Shut the hell up

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olpally 32

wow... your mom is probably an alcoholic... stay at your friends house and stay away from your mom... alcoholics can be abusive... fyl op.. that sucks

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sexylol_fml 4

Stay at your friends! I'm sorry, FYL

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joshuagage 0

how the hell do you get that his mom is an alcoholic. if she were an alcoholic he would be reposting this on a daily basis

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joshuagage 0

how the hell do you get that his mom is an alcoholic. if she were an alcoholic he would be reposting this on a daily basis

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joshuagage 0

how the hell do you get that his mom is an alcoholic. if she were an alcoholic he would be reposting this on a daily basis

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shamille 5

Gets drunk + does something abusive = drinking problem

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Sushimomo 0

It's not abusive, it's just a stupid thing she did because she was drunk.

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lizh_fml 9

I'd like to know how you define abuse.

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allisonbredow 0

what does op mean? :p lol

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jaystreet46 4

Original poster

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J1hill33 12

that sucks. at least you found somewhere to go

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atsirk 0

agreed. anywhere is better than being around a druken parent

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chriskeroack1 5

i would rather b at my frends house

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yummylicious 5

your mom needs some rehab and then a parenting class. FYL. sorry bud!

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ShabbyCamel 4

Wow. Your parents and the rest on FML all sound horrible. they need to make a "Horrible-ass parents" section.

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hateevryone 14

your mom is ignorant. when she's starts to miss you, don't go back.

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AnagenisisZagus 13

When she passes out after blowing chunks all over the walls, it's a free for all sex game. Invite all your lady friends over for a swing and hide your old lady in the closet. Problem solved.

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kaykay9080 5

LOL I love you. xD

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