By Anonymouse - 02/07/2011 07:42 - United States

Today, while I thought my brother was playing with my new phone, he was actually texting a bunch of my friends that I have chlamydia. He deleted his texts so I wouldn't see them, and I spent a half-hour trying to figure out why I kept getting texts of shock and sympathy. We're both in our 20's. FML
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funktown 2

why are u on fml and not plotting ur revenge?

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RileyL29 0

I would send out a mass text that if anyone received anything from you it was a prank your idiot brother was playing.

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KingGeorgeGal 12

What did you do to deserve that? & just tell all your friends what really happened!

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yummycupkake 0

don't go to sleep angry tonight, OP. stay up late and plot your revenge! :D

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The_Weirdo 10

Take his phone and tell his girlfriend he has Aids.

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Susieee_Q 9

You're never too old for a sibling joke.

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genesisnirvana 11

it would be so ironic if OP ended up actually having chlamydia

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partyfool2011 4

28- then she found out just after she told her friends that she didn't

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CasualZombie 6

sexually texted diseases spread fast.

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ChickenInMyKitch 4

the part that really made me laugh was the last sentence oh man

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a_nutritionist 10

@59 how odd, thats the part that made me roll my eyes. like goofing around is something people should stop doing at a certain age.

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JellyRollz202 0

30 I kno this is irrelevant to the subject but your comments seriously piss me off.

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MaskingTape 2

I agree with 19. I think FML should only let those >18 comment.

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blondie1208 17

what's the big deal? it's not like I'm 6? I'm 15. I can comment if I want, just like you can. so chill out. thanks.

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maddie2015 0

hb no. we have facebooks too. get over it. we have rights to and it's so easy to say you're over 18 years old. okay u dnt like her opinion. oh well who cares. 1 opinion over how many but saying that only adults can have a FML is gonna piss the world off.

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a_nutritionist 10

i dont think i remember there being a right to "and it's so easy to say you're over 18 years old". by the way, 1 opinion? clearly not. 10 thumbs up suggests otherwise. congrats on having facebook though, we are all really impressed.

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powderpuffjord13 0

lol thats actually pretty funny. I think it builds a better relationship with siblings faster...

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KGBelle24 7

63, it's teens like you that cause people to look down upon those of our generation. Please show yourself to the door.

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FLY_GUY 0

WOW that's ****** up smh

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RileyL29 0

I would send out a mass text that if anyone received anything from you it was a prank your idiot brother was playing.

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Lauren10102 3

He is still never going to live that down no matter what he does at this point.

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raymel 5

haha get back at him by doing something Worse ^.^

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maffy4ever 8

He's your brother, you can get him back without getting in much trouble.

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bigmanj28 0

Say to your friends 'Who do you think I got it from?'

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bigmanj28 0

Crap I read it wrong

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a_nutritionist 10

toilet seat bro, toilet seat...its been proven in undocumented urban legends everywhere that toilet seats harbour the sti's of anyone who sits on them. dont argue, its science.

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BaconDave 12

"If you are around town and someone says I have chlamydia, they're wrong" I was trying to quote Easy A, but I might of butchered it.

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