By beablue18 - 04/07/2011 00:27 - Germany

Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML
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ifailplzinsultme 0

A greyhound is stalking you? Woah!

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Jojo08_fml 0

ydi for letting your sister go through your stuff(:

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hatepineapple 14

You may never have a girl wanting you again. Bang the SHIT out of that.

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lexeous 4

Insightful post, #1. Bravo. There's so much meaning behind those three letters, a tear welled up and slowly slid slightly down my cheek.

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KingGeorgeGal 12

Wtf, your sister is a dumbass and pathetic if she has to sell YOUR stuff, especially to a creeper. I would have a serious talk with her if I were you.

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iSitt 0

so you wrote this to ... brag?

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XXscenekidXX209 0

lmao!!!! this is some funny stuff!!!!!!!!! i died laughing

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Jammy01jams 2

selling your clothes to a stalker? That's a paddlin. Slap that bit sh!

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dolphincheddar 10

so sell your sisters panties to the old man across the road as revenge. or send in a resume with her information at the nearest strip joint or pornography film company. easy peasy lemon squeezy

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HollyoaksFan93 9

1 - Seriously? You have the chance to write the most epicest comment ever and you go with 'lol'...?

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iSurf_fml 8

92- Thermals? Those carry scent well. I'd have an escape plan if I were you.

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zendaddy0 0

if she's hot tap her and run if she's ugly just run

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Cleao18317 11

dumbass he didn't let her look through his crap. and it's not like he's in his room 24/7 to monitor everything that's going on so STFU!

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ifailplzinsultme 0

A greyhound is stalking you? Woah!

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volley4eva1698 0

I smell you...I can tell where you are from 50 miles distance...mwohahaha...I know your scent

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enonymous 8

It was a rough night. I was drunk... the peanut butter jar was there... She just got carried away thinking it was more than it was.

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KingGeorgeGal 12

She's one hell of a dawg.

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RetardedBullFrog 4

sounds like something from that twilight movie.

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Cloudmaker 3

It's bloodhound, not greyhound, actually crazy is as crazy does I guess

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ifailplzinsultme 0

NOBODY THUMB THE COMMENT UP! IT HAS 69 THUMBS UP! ALL CAPS FTW!

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MoCheezy23 0

me tooo! (Sarcasm)

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onefinemess 11

Lol, more like a bloodhound but exactly on the same lines I was thinking!

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Katiekhalifa_fml 28

That is the creepiest thing I have ever heard. But it's hilatious. FYL.

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FMLsOhilarious 6

.....it's what?

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GoneClubbin 9

at least it's the creepiest thing YOU have ever heard :!

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MoCheezy23 0

yeah, but it's "hilatious"! :]

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raymel 5

lol lol and lol she's a keeper :)

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Babydoll4ever 7

she's the creeper's keeper :3

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Babydoll4ever 7

she's the creeper's keeper :3

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boricualuv 29

really creepy and i guess your sister really needed the money that sucks FYL

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staychill 16

what a terrific sister.....not! borat^

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jellybelliez 0

that's called stalking

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volley4eva1698 0

I thought it was called flashabadoobedoowopdamah..learn somethin erreday

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KingGeorgeGal 12

Thank you captain obvious (:

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morganxangela 0

Oh my gosh! Really? I DID NOT know that!

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thetrollyoulike 6

oh I thought the FML told me otherwise... *sarcasm*

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CsDy1395 6

wow, I didn't know op's "stalker" earned that title by stalking. strange... [/sarcasm]

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Gorillaninja 0

Are you sure the sister isn't the stalker?

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iAmScrubs 19

Tonight, while you are sleeping, you will notice your window slowly opening. You will walk over to see what is going on and suddenly your stalker will make her attack. I am only warning you once my friend. Listen to the prophecy.

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