Stalker and Miscellaneous: Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old...

By beablue18 - 04/07/2011 00:27 - Germany

Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML

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By sisterly love - 14/08/2013 21:13 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML

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By DJ - 11/12/2011 01:01 - United States

Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML

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By SingleAgain - 03/08/2012 06:22 - United States - Saukville

Today, I discovered that I have been falsely accusing my sister of stealing my makeup. How do I know this? Because I found said makeup in the trunk of my boyfriend's car, next to a bag that had fishnet tights and red stilettos in it. Oh, and the stilettos are his size, in case you were wondering. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 20:25 - United States - Houston

Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML

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By IHateMySister - 02/01/2016 10:36 - Denmark - Kirke-hyllinge

Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2020 23:02

Today, my 35 year-old sister, who has no job or life, came downstairs and told me she knows I can hear her thoughts. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 22:09 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML

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It is though

By Timv86 - 16/02/2010 08:18 - Australia

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

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By meep - 23/12/2009 16:05 - United States

Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML

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Stiched up

By familyofpsychos - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Elkhorn

Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML

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orphinz 3

Monday 4 July 2011 8:34

I've almost found you :)

ifailplzinsultme 0

Monday 4 July 2011 8:33

A greyhound is stalking you? Woah!

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BennyBear 0

Monday 4 July 2011 8:51

am I the only or who thought of "Silence of the Lambs" where the guy says "I can smell your ****!"?

cenax27 0

Monday 4 July 2011 11:52

nah I heard it too

Carlson_Jin 0

Monday 4 July 2011 8:53

is she hot though?

mahomie97 7

Monday 4 July 2011 19:05

not if he's posting an fml about her

Deeznutzhairy 7

Monday 4 July 2011 8:59

Awww how cute (just like me ;D)

smurfsarwales 9

Monday 4 July 2011 12:13

watever floats your boat

MoCheezy23 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 20:04

you're as cute as my ass. but I would still tap that. [;

mintcar 9

Monday 4 July 2011 9:02

Sounds like she didn't really need the scent to track you to begin with. Creepy stalkers have their ways, although the scent is def an added bonus.

xBangOut 4

Monday 4 July 2011 9:15

"I have your scent, now I can track you." this is freaking hilarious :D .. to me. Sorry op^.^

HeroOfTime13 0

Monday 4 July 2011 20:57

lol its one very sad littlr girl

RaineLee 5

Monday 4 July 2011 9:16

Way to make more cash :)

FailBear920 19

Monday 4 July 2011 9:17

irrational buttsecks!

hannahtaskey 9

Monday 4 July 2011 9:19

This is the first FML post I've seen in awhile that I can actually say yeah, fyl.

coltsrock37 15

Monday 4 July 2011 9:23

see if she had a brother, i'd have handed stalker girl all her clothing, cracked open a cold one and see some girl on girl creeper action

MoCheezy23 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 20:08

well isn't that fantastic.

MizuWolf 3

Monday 4 July 2011 9:44

Its called a ******* restraining order for your stalker and the back of your hand for your sister!! Dumb girl!!

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Today, I came home from class to find a nasty note on my roommate's toaster oven. Apparently, cleaning it once a week isn't enough, and she wants it cleaned right after using it, which she never told me all school year. I'm banned from using it. FML

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Today, my girl was giving me a BJ when my dog started howling. She keeps going; my dog keeps howling. She stops, my dog stops. We start getting it on again and my girl starts giving me a BJ again; my dog starts howling louder this time. So we stop. My dog stopped me from getting some. This is a first. FML

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Today, I just wanted to let Spectrum Internet know that there's a wire down a block north of me, but all they wanted to do was schedule a fucking appointment for ME! Why are there so many fucking idiots in this goddamn world? FML

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Today, I've just moved into a new apartment. It's also the day my big baby of a dog stepped on a rock and began yelping when I tried to touch his paw. He "suddenly" felt better after I carried him inside. Now everyone thinks I'm beating my dog. FML

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Today, my boyfriend said, "One day I'll tell my children how I met you. I mean, our children." It's pretty cute, except for the fact that we're 17 and have been dating for only two weeks. FML

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Today, my son invited me to his first standup comedy gig. I accepted, only to later suffer through an hour of the worst jokes I've heard in my entire life. It was so bad, he made Dane Cook look like a comic genius, and I had to resist heckling him. Hours later, I still feel vaguely suicidal. FML

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Today, my son announced he was leaving our religion. I told him that, as sad I was, that I accepted and loved him. He seemed disappointed, and I noticed him discreetly fiddling with a camera. A little snooping led me to his Reddit account, where he called us all, "inbred, illiterate, bible-thumpers." FML

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Today, my mom told me she wasn't an alcoholic because she doesn't get "black out drunk" daily. She only gets drunk enough to slur her words and reek of alcohol daily, so it's okay. FML

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