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Silly OP, you forgot to take off your trenchcoat and ski mask!
Sadly, I know at least a couple of girls who get scared when any male approaches them for no apparent reason in public. Why, you ask? They're paranoid about rapists. That said, it'd be a lot funnier if the OP was female instead of male like most people are assuming.
I would take that as a compliment :D You've been hitting the gym huh?
r u black??? lol jk
You must be pretty scary.
Or he could just be a black guy?
Atleast she didn't use pepper spray like the crazy old grandmas in other FMLs.
that's when you do the same back. stand up, take a look at her, make a terrified face, then hit her and run.
you have made my day.
you must be pretty ugly
That's when you realise that it's time to take a good look at yourself and change what makes you look so damn scary. Either that or use it to your advantage to scare people.
the just have one of those faces haha
Holy shit, you are dumb.
If you had noticed she's from Scotland, kraine, then maybe you would have "realised" that Brits spell some words differently than Americans.
obviosly she's english and they spell things differently there like favorite is spelled favourite so technically she can spell realize ( realise ) right .
I meant Scottish sorry .
People are too paranoid these days. FYL.
you must be really ugly
I would do that to if I had a random person come up right behind me lol
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that's when you do the same back. stand up, take a look at her, make a terrified face, then hit her and run.
You forgot to mention the part where you whispered in her ear, "oh yeah baby, work that parking meter."