By BMike - 11/07/2011 18:16 - United States

Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML
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Mi24hind 0

I wonder if that's why the original owner moved.

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pman590 8

invite them over to dinner and let them see your board with pictures of them at various places!

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volley4eva1698 0

when they are looking through the telescope, do something creepy and weird to scare them

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MrFlintstone 5

well op that explains the "being watched" feeling you get when you enter your house

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mlb58 0

Get a half scale replica of the Hubble and point it right at them.

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OWNZ 0

maybe ur such a star that they needed a telescope!

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shybear15 0

wave hi and smile :)

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heyy17 10

looks like they already got their introduction

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calichik95 0

they just wanna know who there new neighbors are!

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simply_improper 1

sounds like theyre planning a robbery. be sure to install an alarm, and make sure the pin pad is out of telescopic view. then get your own telecope and point it at their window

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Thunderbender 2

Moon them every night.

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Codezlol 21

I always feel like, somebody's watchin' meeeee.

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EmyB_fml 8

They just want to get t to know you ! ... Creeps ...

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garrettsgirl 0

flex your muscles like in the other FML!!!! then give them a little heads up when your going out!

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armyboy5989 2

Today, my new neighbors moved in so I pulled out my telescope to see if they were weird people, well they decided to stop by walked in and thats when I realized I forgot to hide the telescope and they noticed it pointing at there how... now they're going to think I'm weird FML

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dinodannyrawr 5

I wanna touch you.. :)

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SpicyDuck 22

Does anyone realize that telescopes are fow looking very far away, close distances won't focus too well. that's what binoculars are for.

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EpicPwnageGuy 0

lol you stole my profile pic! :P

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Shadow1368 17

haha sorry bout that, my friend actually sent me that pic and I thought it kinda fit well with this FML, but I'll change it!! :D

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Aim4thebullseye 4

"...stalkin' your mom, stalkin' your mom, stalk-stalk-stalking..."

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Iamnotmyself 17

It's not like they'd be hoping for a peepshow!

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nicobington 1

ya it's just as non creepy as your picture

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jadengtfo 0

HEY DONT HATE ON ADVENTURE TIME ITS A GREAT SHOW!

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Andrew1122 0

maybe it was for the previous neighbors?

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DaJavelin 0

Did anyone else laugh at 49's pic?

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Newboyz00185 0

Woah.... since when did Pervy Sage live in Kentucky???

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martafarta 5

hahahahhaha yees

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Babydoll4ever 7

/: private investigator time ?

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HannahForbesxo 13

There's nothing to privately investigate? OP just knows that the neighbours' activities are very strange and stalker-like.

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DropTheDaggerxx 31

No, no, the neighbor IS the PI. He was just kind enough to save OP the trouble of paying for one.

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Mi24hind 0

I wonder if that's why the original owner moved.

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Temi25 6

the original owner was probably hot

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F2M2L 5

well, hey. maybe its a misunderstanding. they could have just misplaced it or are moving it.

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frolick123 0

most likely explanation is that they were curious abt the new neighbors... not really stalkerish imo. prolly just looking at them as they move in... go back in a week if its still there u got a problem

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martafarta 5

no, don't ruin it, they're creeps

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wolflover44 5

Telescope? That's a bit extreme... Isn't it?

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RandomPotato 0

Yeah. Just use binoculars... P.S. I love your picture!

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JakeLee 6

they like to see inside their neighbors pores.

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krushr 3

Figure out where it's pointed and freak them out. You know, dance around in a big bird costume or something. Or just stand there and stare at then when they're looking at you.

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wordnerd42 0

Or point another telescope back at the same spot.

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you_failed 15

Or do the creep.

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