By Anonymous - 07/10/2011 03:21 - United States

Today, my car got acquainted with about 3 dozen eggs. FML
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flagg1888 3

Stop inviting eggs over and they will not get acquainted

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Jacobt24 19

Make an omelette. They are already scrambled. Whoever threw them already did half the work.

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Jacobt24 19

Make an omelette. They are already scrambled. Whoever threw them already did half the work.

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Kyuubi1589 1

Halloween's early this year..

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Jacobt24 19

Sounds like something a Transformer would eat

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Keyman1212 14

I don't know who Heston is Alan, but his last name sounds like something old ass ladies with lung cancer would smoke.

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TheBeastiest 6

Who is Heston blumenthal? Someone inform me. Because the whole name sounds like a cigarette brand. A new flavor for the cool kids to smoke call the Heston. Lmao. Or blu- menthal. Haha.

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Keyman1212 14

Thanks 17, for repeating exactly what I just said, but phrasing so that your infinitesimally small mind could comprehend the joke that you obviously ripped off from me.

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Kyzahhh 7

Cook up some crispy bacon and we got ourselves a feed

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TheBeastiest 6

You are very welcome but I'm sure I made it sound slightly better.

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Keyman1212 14

Bacon Strips & Bacon Strips & Bacon Strips & Bacon Strips & Bacon Strips

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YourEvilHero 12

I'm on the toilet as I type this due to eggs. just a little heads up

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Keyman1212 14

Thanks Alan. I always appreciate furthering my education.

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kelsey_katie 17

29, A boy at my school had a shirt that said that.... I got confused:p

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fanceh 10

Jelly cause your car gets more chicks then you do?

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enonymous 8

I hope that Egg and Bacon ice cream is covered in tobasco or tapito

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Enslaved 36

I've seen bacon on cupcakes before. It sounds interesting tasting sweet and salty at the same time. Sounds like a treat for the tongue.

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cbdee 8

Mmm, maple/bacon doughnut, TY Voodoo doughnuts!

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Jovecove 13

39 - it's epicmealtime's shirt! Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips &

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lotto_boi 3

Huston trys to invent new kinds of foods so you dont eat popcorn at the movies

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stacianichole 2

FYI, you're annoying and not as funny as you think. Thumb me down, I don't care.

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bitchslapped22 14

I wish we could thumb up the FML teams' comments

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kelsey_katie 17

57, Thank you!!! Lol

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flagg1888 3

Stop inviting eggs over and they will not get acquainted

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TheBeastiest 6

And you should stop living amongst provolone maybe then your comments won't be so cheesy

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Maybe you should quit visiting the janitorial staff and having them shove brooms up your ass.

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ollie179 21

Those eggs could have been used to pelt your house as well. What a waste.

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thatfrenchguy 8

Or an old lady could have replaced the eggs she broke when she put potatoes on her eggs. Cruel world...

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nerdness 2

FYL... Sigh... Hooligans these days.

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alejandratx 8

It could of been worse :/

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TheBeastiest 6

Yeah. The eggs could have been hardboiled.

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SammySteel 6

Or baseballs could have been thrown instead

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guitarplayer546 0

Eggs on a car is really bad it eats away at the paint, I'd it's in the winter it will be even worse. A car is usually a large investment I really hate people that have no respect For Others property. Paint jobs aren't Cheap

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lvlcapblue 0

Wash them off quick! Eggs severely eff-up car paint!

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frozenshake 5

That makes me oddly hungry... I want scrambled eggs now :L

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RockstarRN 10

When life gives you eggs...ah forget it! Sorry op, totally sucks!

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kelsey_katie 17

Why are people thumbs-downing this?! It thought it was a great attempt at a joke, but it just failed. Thumbs up for you(:

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happymelon 0

Because there is a constant stream of annoying comments from this person all the ******* time.

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RockstarRN 10

How pathetic is your life that you notice all that I post? Stalker!

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jennyc246 8

63 - the girls have the eggs and the guys have the sperm.

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