By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 05:30 - United States
Same thing different taste
By ... - 18/02/2018 01:30
By Momlovesme - 08/08/2009 00:43 - United States
By ali grace - 14/05/2011 11:15 - United States
My ears!
By epistaxis - 02/02/2009 00:43 - Australia
Judgmental much!?
By Stairway2Heaven - 02/03/2009 21:03 - Canada
Confusing family
By confused - 25/01/2015 03:26 - United States - Minneapolis
Good job parenting
By yova - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco
By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 00:02 - Guatemala - Guatemala City
By ugadawgs09 - 02/11/2011 04:32 - United States
By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada
Top comments
Comments
They're just jealous because you're getting some! :)
Your mom is right.
this is obviously an A and B conversation C your way out...
25- Agreed
Just change the password?
27 now D and E have to F you up G (I need a shower after typing that lameness)
L, M, N, O my gosh would you P-lease shut up 27
I'm tired of the same old *****, it's sad
Text your girlfriend " my mom doesn't know I have her credit card numbers, credit scores are so easy to ruin now adays"
I hate
No, her moms right. A girl I know has a file of nudes that she randomly sends to guys. Girls these days, are in fact, *****.
No, her moms right. A girl I know has a file of nudes that she randomly sends to guys. Girls these days, are in fact, *****.
Because that girl you know is a **** doesn't mean ALL girls are ***** ;)
but then his mom won't have anything else to do with her life
your mom needs a boyfriend
Change your password? If she ever figured that one out, set your background to an image that says "Get the **** off my phone", and she'll realize she's a bitch
Ooor, maybe he didn't feel like putting his name in there for the FML world to see..
Oh my gosh! He doesn't want the whole world to know what his name is so he said "my son" instead of his name. When it actually happened his mom probably used his real name. You are thinking way too hard. Just chill
no, his mom needs a life..
Takes two to tango, just saying :)
I agree with StayAwake! This is apparently just one of those TRYING to be 1st comments that really has SHIT to do with the actual post! So yeah, it takes two to tango… But it only takes one STUPID, IRRELEVANT comment to look like an idiot!
Pretty sure you look like an idiot right now, by having a bitch fit over a comment.
It's completely relevant. Two to tango means it takes two for an act...as in, while the girls may be *****, it's the guy's fault too. It's not like the girls are just seducing the poor bastard, and so, he's a **** too. It may take two to tango, but it only takes one of y'all to look like an ignorant blowhard.
Hallelujah 44
Deaper: u r such a dumb bitch
79 - Fix your sentence before you insult people.
According to Geico it takes three to tango.
jealous much?
Read all her emails and texts.
well change it... and delete those pics :)
Thank you! I was wondering how long it was going to take before someone told OP to just change his pin! Or better yet... Turn off the "Simple Passcode" and set it so you have to actually TYPE the password/passphrase and set it to "I'm a snooping, judgemental b*tch" Then if your mom says "Oh I see you wised up and changed your password… TELL HER what you changed it to!
Doesn't telling her what it has changed to defeat the purpose of changing it?
Deaper...Your WEEK is going well eh?
deaper- You must be new here, generally being an asshole only works if you're funny. Which, sadly, you are not.
Your mom watches too much Jersey *****. Real women do not act like that. Blame the media for your pathetic lack of privacy.
Your comment was very off context,she's talking about te girls off his phone and how many of them are bening sluty, nothing to do with jersey shore
You get a negative thumbs down just for defending jersey shore lol :D
So are you his mom? I. Take it as his mother has his sons password and utilizes it because she thinks girls nowadays are slutty. Is that a learned behavior? Or do girls just act like ***** because all women are *****? When I walk into a store and the girls act/look like snooki- i see them emulating what they see on tv. I personally blame Bad parenting and weak minded girls. I just hate Jersey Shore and I can and will blame it for everything. Example; Gas prices are up - damn those jersey shore ******!!! Prove me wrong, or gtfo :)
^ You, sir, are absolutely right. Buuuut- don't send pictures next time, I guess. I'm not saying YDI, because the Mom's ignorant for saying that since that might've been a one time thing- she doesn't know and shouldn't! It's your sex life! But, next time, just.... Do it in person or something. There's not too much evidence *if you're safe*
Um..
Soccer mom alert.
It doesn't take much effort to change it. On top of that, stop being so predictable.
Ugh nosey parents...
Keywords
They're just jealous because you're getting some! :)
your mom needs a boyfriend