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Meh u should of left her sorry ass and changed the locks on your house and to be honest just tell your mom it help remember friends are there but family is forever :)
That sounds like the wife is a straight boss..wish I was bold/crazy enough to throw blows with my douchey mil.
Mother knows best
So how is your job going?
On the holidays, when my mom and wife attack I got my dream job, so my mom tells my wife to pack My wife has a broken arm, and my mom cant see I cant wait till my mom goes home and then i will be free Jingle hell jingle hell I think im screwed I will just hide in my room witha 12pack of mountan dew HEY!!
Haha, only in Oklahoma... :P
90 - seriously epic! Ha
Shit just got real.
Ditto 1, though they never got in an actual fist fight I'm sure there was more than one occasion where my mom wanted to hit my grandma for all of the shit she put her through...Luckily for me I'll never have to go through that, cause not only does my MIL like me, she also lives in a different country.
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Good luck and a merry Christmas!
#90 zing! Truly epic you are. xD
You could kick your mom to the curb and not invite her over for holidays.
Yeah his moms a bitch
If she's such a bitch, why invite her in the first place??
There is no such thing as "HAVE to spend the holidays together".
Even if the mother had a justified reason for starting such a thing, she shouldn't have boldly said it to the wife like that without some consequences. The mother should TRY to be happy with whoever her son picks as a wife. The son could damn well just say "**** you mom" and never invite his mother to any get togethers. If the wife is a stay at home mom (if they have kids) she chooses to be and he obviously has no problem with it. Some people prefer it that way. As to the OP, sorry you got such drama in your life. Try sitting down with your mother and explaining to her that this is the woman you want in your life and your mother just has to accept it. And if that doesn't work, tell your mother that until she can knock off the bitchy attitude, you won't be seeing her for a while. I don't know. Those are just options.
92 I won't read that long of a comment this late at night so I will assume its educated and makes a good point. Thumbs up.
Moms...so glad I only have one of them.
You don't seem to be sticking up for your wife much in this situation. If it were my mom saying things like that to my husband - she wouldn't be invited back until she learned to be polite. Simple. She apparently knows she can get away with it though, so - grow a pair. Tell her she's inappropriate.
Gotta love the inlaw fights
Puts the "fun" in dysfunctional family
that's a good one :P
OP's from Oklahoma. Am I the only one thinking the wife and mother are the same person? She sounds like she needs to cut the masochism out for her own safety.
Stereotypical bastard.
That's right folks, the ridiculous part should've tipped you off that it was a joke. A shit joke, yeah, but still a joke. Sure are some uptight internet macho men around here..
There is a fine line between being funny and being an asshole. You are standing on that line.
Yeah? You wanna see pure asshole, go over to the photograph FML and take a look at Perdix. You're such a concerned citizen, stop wasting your fake offense on me and go chew that bigshot out, I'll be watching and waiting :))
I'm from Oklahoma & that's not funny at all. Its rather insulting. Where you live has to have ****** up familes too. So you need to shut your stereotypical mouth & **** yo' couch.
**** yo couch must be a Oklahoman thing then. :)
Hey easy now people. Im a proud oklahoman but I will admit we have a mix of all types of people here. Trailer trash, Rednecks, country people (there's a huge huge difference trust me lol) low class, gangsters, city people ( who are honestly stupider then the rednecks most of the time) middle class, even some highly educated upper class. Hell we have alot of california relocations so we can't be that full of trailer trash Jerry springer show wannabes lol no making fun of us as a people, feel free to make fun of how we give directions though!!
Trolls will troll o well
People make jokes about incest being big where I live. It is just a joke. No need to be upset unless you are in to incest and fond it insulting that others are looking down upon it.
Shrike is a pretty awesome person.
Hahahahaha so your wife hit her? Classy lady you have there!
you know ;)
Your referring to the mom, correct?
You're bad at using correct grammar, correct?
Reminds me of a time when my mom kicked my ass to the curb. It was that day that I bought my iPod, laptop and my first cardboard box home…
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You could kick your mom to the curb and not invite her over for holidays.
That seems like something my family would do