By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 21:16 - United States

Today, I had to break up a fistfight between my wife and mother. Apparently, my mom heard that I finally got the great paying job of my dreams, and told my wife I'd finally kick her "useless ass to the curb." We have to spend the holidays together. FML
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LouisianaBob 9

You could kick your mom to the curb and not invite her over for holidays.

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ters19 10

That seems like something my family would do

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Jaws1240 0

Seems like something a WHITE famliy would do....

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IgotPoked 0

Your moms a douche...

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nettymarie 0

I would totally take my wifes side. If your mom is mad who cares. If your wife is mad that means no sex

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nivek2120 8

Haha I love how it's assumed that the wife is perfect.. Very naive people. Sounds like you should have never got married and not stayed so close to your family.

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Cmdr_Shepard 17

I don't know how you can call us naive then turn around and say "he should have never got married". You're making assumptions yourself. FYI, no one said the wife was perfect. But almost all of us agree that the mom was out of line for making nasty remarks to other people about the wife. Sounds to me like the pot's calling the kettle black.

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nivek2120 8

Well now you just misquoted me and the FML itself. Which doesn't make you a very credible source. The mom said it directly to the wife. But I guess you would rather cover up the truth with some fake smile and a lie?

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Cmdr_Shepard 17

I actually did misread the FML. For the mom to actually say that to the wife is even worse, and just further proves everyone's point. Even if the wife is a bitch, the mom is going about this entirely wrong. You don't have to "lie" or "make assumptions" to see that. Also, you said clearly "[He] should have never got married...". If I misquoted you, it's because you didn't clearly articulate what you meant to say. Tl;dr The mom is in the wrong, no assumptions need to be made, please get off your high horse.

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ihavetopoopnow 2

i hate when im driving and my GF is giving me a ******* and then i accidentally hit a speed bump :/

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auddylynne 0

Your mother seems like a real bitch. She needs to see a shrink or something. Your kind of expected to learn a little class by the time your a mother in law. If somebody told me that, I'd have to kick thier ass too. Your wife was in no way out of line. This one is all your mother.

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bcr09 3

I don't know what prompted this, whether you talked to your mom about your wife or she is just a b*tch who can't let go, but either way, your mom should have had some kind of decency since that was your wife and all. My xmil (her son and I are still married but we were disowned because he wouldn't divorce me) was just pissed because her little boy had grown up and gotten himself a family. I've known women that love their daughter in laws and I've known women that can't cut the apron strings. Good luck

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