By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 21:16 - United States

Today, I had to break up a fistfight between my wife and mother. Apparently, my mom heard that I finally got the great paying job of my dreams, and told my wife I'd finally kick her "useless ass to the curb." We have to spend the holidays together. FML
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LouisianaBob 9

You could kick your mom to the curb and not invite her over for holidays.

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ters19 10

That seems like something my family would do

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rae_munchkin 6

Stand up for your wife or it'll cause you big problems in the long run.

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Spoonz 4

Did you secretly tell her that plan?

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False_Stupidity 41

I don't know about the OP, but you went horribly wrong with the spelling and excessive punctuation.

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bigdurrdy 4

Something tells me you don't "have" to spend the holidays with your family. You definitely shouldn't be spending any time around them until your mother apologizes to your wife. And if you can't cut the (umbilical) cord, then you deserve to be left.

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d0j0man 3

U called ur mom useless and u wer trying to kick her ass to the curb?? Wow what a douche bag. U americans dont know what family is about

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some_girl9 8

Um, dude, that's not what it says at all. You're shit-talking Americans?? You apparently can't even read!

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mom2pen 4

I want to know what this dream job is... I live in OK too, maybe we are friends!

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juturnaamo 29

This is why I have a no family policy for the holidays. You're a grown man. You don't have to do anything.

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