Stealthy
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That's a slippy situation
I see what you did there.
That akward moment when your boyfriend realizes that he's not quite the stealth ninja prowler he thought he was.
Well your boyfriend is an idiot... That's why you always stay in the grass when you are sneaking around.
Ice to meet you!
52- Like a ghillie on a deer stalking expedition?
That pun was just fridgid. You just just cool down and put it on ice. It sent shivers up my spine. You sir, are ice-cold.
Hahaha bro that was ice cold
that's when you act like you don't know him
Smooth move exlax
And you're not??
He should have just ran off into the darkness, leading them to think that their car alarm saved them from a burglary.
Exactly
I think trying to run away on ice is what caused this in the first place :P
You don't understand how your picture is so appropriate for this comment.
Tell him to stop playing CoD so much. Jumping off roofs is for Soap and Price only.
What?
I know who they are. He fell on an icy driveway and knocked a car setting off the alarm. Where does the height come in?
you would know.
just hope he did not damage the car haha.
When was the last time you accidently touched a car and damaged it? Who are you hulk?
Hulk SLIP!!!
Falling onto a car could easily scratch / dent it...
"he fell on their car" if you slipped on ice and fell hard enough accidently on the bonet it can leave a dent. i done it before so i know its possible. and thats damage so there. :-)
great way to meet the family
That sucks bad
That's why OP posted an FML about it. No duh it sucks!!
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He should have just ran off into the darkness, leading them to think that their car alarm saved them from a burglary.
That's a slippy situation