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Give them some donuts, you will then be helped. Merry Christmas
The us government is too poor to have cameras everywhere. Also they're mostly if not only on big streets, what if he was parked at home?
How the **** does a stop light fall in the bed of your truck at your house?? Do you have stop lights hanging over your driveway, or in your garage??
nobody said it was at his house
17 did.
Error message on a long post -_- Sending in parts... 1 - Maybe I have too much faith in our criminal justice system, but I'd think a little investigating would unearth the truth. I imagine if the light fell into OP's truck, there'd be a huge dent from the height and weight. The bulbs/glass would likely be broken. If op was actually stealing it, it would've been placed into his truck, with little to no damage to either the truck or the light.
3 - Lastly, I'm imagining OP immediately pulling over and calling the cops after hearing the crash of the light falling into his truck. And I imagine if he stole the light, he'd have wire cutters, ladder, etc on him. Not that he'd be automatically guilty if he did, but their absence would certainly point in the direction of his innocence. Just my $.02. FYL, OP, and I hope you have a good lawyer...
wow, i didnt think about the wire part(being frayed)
Uh no
And how exactly did that happen?
Did it just randomly fall down? I don't even know why I'm asking this...op's not gonna answer...
Well 2, since you clearly can't read, the stoplight dropped square into the bed of his pickup truck.
Uhh something called "the wind". Look it up.
81 Yeah, the wind is strong nowadays; we need to start welding and bolting everything to the ground.
he heard it. that's how he knew it fell in his truck
What are the odds.. Like seriously lol
Are you asking for the actual odds? Like seriously?
well that legitimately sucks.
yeah if he had no tools, no ladder, and none of his finger prints on the stop light it will never stick
And call the local investigative reporter. Could be some serious public safety risks going on.
That's a good idea as well. Do not want any telephone poles falling down on the old lady pushing her grocery cart home. I do not understand how they can just jump to the conclusion of theft. First off I'm sure there would be some damage from it falling onto your vehicle. Secondly wouldn't there be tools? How do you take down a traffic light? Aren't they hardcore attached (I guess this one wasn't) to a pole or wires? You would need like a latter, lots of random tools, safety gear, etc. O.o? Lastly are there no traffic cameras or nearby businesses with security cameras?
Is there an ATM machine nearby?
Automated Teller Machine... Machine
the campfire song song
Or the American Dodgeball Association of America
Wow what are the chances? But aren't you innocent til proven guilty?
Well it says Pennsylvania...
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Give them some donuts, you will then be helped. Merry Christmas
And how exactly did that happen?