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Try not to explode on the nice white helmet!
1- you are a sick perverted person.
At least he doesn't call her "albino penis"
who doesn't like a good squeezing once in a while :p
I think the fml here is that the OP is wearing a helmet while skiing...
Your picture completes this comment.
98- I guess you want a concussion, who am I to stop you
Are you by any chance, in France?
It clearly says Alberta, Canada. Herp derp.
I believe they are referring to the previous fml about someone going on a skiing trip in France.
8- that just means he/she lives in Canada..they could be traveling. But that would be funny if it were the Same person that was mentioned in the other fml earlier..if it was then they deserve it!!
Sick rhymes, Lanceeden. Absolutely sick.
C-C-C-combo breaker
The nickname is kinda cute..... Except for the squeezing part....
I thought it the other way around, but that's just me being a pervert.
How is calling someone a pimple cute? And yeah, 32 you are a pervert.
How is calling someone a pimple cute? And yeah, 32 you are a pervert.
Yeah..I don't know how it posted twice and that is very odd. But the reason I think the person is a pervert is because he thought that squeezing her was cute.....
And btw I'm a girl. Why would a guys username be eatsleepjb?...
Haha its ok
Pimple.
Aren't we all just blemishes on the Earth?
I want to be a sea lamprey when I grow up! .... Wait, that's not a parasite, is it...?
Squeeze him in the groin and say what's this small junk?
You are suggesting she does this to her father? You are a disturbed individual. No seriously, get help. Now.
Try seeing a doctor. Could I suggest a certain bastard?
Omg i have u on my face!
Wanna know what else isn't nice? Your sense of humor. You then show yourself as apathetic just after you make a big deal out of a little joke that wasn't even rude to begin with. Make up yo mind, foo'.
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Better than zit..
Aren't they the same? I consider them the same
I think she meant pimple was better than zit as far as the nickname goes.
Yeah they are the same thing..in fact I would rather be called zit, it's shorter and sounds less gross...
You damn zit.
Did you pop?
Something might squeeze out
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I like to squeeze things!
You are suggesting she does this to her father? You are a disturbed individual. No seriously, get help. Now.