By dreefsa - 05/02/2012 08:08 - United States

Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML
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Lady98K 4

Tell him he's a ******* idiot. And threaten to sue him for being stupid enough to hit a parked car. Escpecially one IN YOUR DRIVEWAY.

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perdix 29

cease The word you incorrectly chose should be spelled "seize."

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datguyuno 5

Just get an axe and chop his head off and then sue him because his head was in a place here it was impossible not to cut

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mattza 5

Or, he could've meant "cease." I think that fits better.

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MeeshaMeeshaPup 8

The low intelligence of people these days makes me sad.

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_Oblivion_ 12

Yay I'm not the dumbass here, thanks 41!

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ThisIsMyReign 4

That man deserves a punch in the mouth, eyes, and hands.

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Pentium_4 27

and it's ALWAYS someone elses fault, according to them

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TheOtherNewest1 6

I've never seen someone grateful to a SPaG nazi for correcting them. I choose to believe that it was sincere, because that warms my heart and makes me laugh.

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Lady98K 4

Tell him he's a ******* idiot. And threaten to sue him for being stupid enough to hit a parked car. Escpecially one IN YOUR DRIVEWAY.

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fromoverthere 7

well it IS in California...

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Tori2448 5

That's one thing in the world we can't fix. Stupidity

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Dracoboxer357 35

6- We have a saying at my workplace when we are approached with a ridiculous problem, it's just about our department slogan at this point: "Sorry Sir, we can't fix stupid." And considering how often we are asked to do just that, it's become a bit of a long-running joke. :) And of course, we'll idiot-proof it again, and viola, a super idiot finds a way to bugger it all up once again :)

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lkrunner101 7

People r so stupid.. Same thing happened to me fyl op

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perdix 29

It may cost you more to successfully defend yourself in this idiot's lawsuit than it would to admit your liability right away. FYL.

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Phil135 4

I'm really sorry Perdix, but what does your picture mean exactly?

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justalilrandom2 4

Perdix, if the defendant wins as they would in this case the plaintiff must cover the costs of the defendant, and put him into a state as of the accident had never happened, i.e. paying for repairs. OP, do not admit liability to save money...

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perdix 29

#91, it's a parody of the Homeland Security Terror Threat Level chart. #112 is right. Do not take legal advice from me -- the consequences of doing so can end up in yet another FML. Today, I went to jail for violating the restraining order my ex-boyfriend took out on me. perdix told me that he really wanted me to continue following him. FML.

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LennyComa 39

Let him waste his money trying the counter claim for trespassing....if it was your driveway

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Dark__Angel66 24

Should've told him you'd sue for harassment. That's pretty ridicuous of him to say that to you, especially since your car was in your driveway -.- like someone said before, you can't fix stupid.

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pittpsu75 0

Sue him for "being a complete dumbass"

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