They never sieze to amaze me

cease The word you incorrectly chose should be spelled "seize."

Thank you good sir

Just get an axe and chop his head off and then sue him because his head was in a place here it was impossible not to cut

Or, he could've meant "cease." I think that fits better.

41- Do you have difficulty reading?

People these days.

The low intelligence of people these days makes me sad.

Yay I'm not the dumbass here, thanks 41!

That man deserves a punch in the mouth, eyes, and hands.

*you're

and it's ALWAYS someone elses fault, according to them

I've never seen someone grateful to a SPaG nazi for correcting them. I choose to believe that it was sincere, because that warms my heart and makes me laugh.

Yeah, it's easier to pronounce than it looks.

imbecile

Are you making fun of my accent?

No I can't say it! *bursts into tears*

well it IS in California...

6- We have a saying at my workplace when we are approached with a ridiculous problem, it's just about our department slogan at this point: "Sorry Sir, we can't fix stupid." And considering how often we are asked to do just that, it's become a bit of a long-running joke. :) And of course, we'll idiot-proof it again, and viola, a super idiot finds a way to bugger it all up once again :)

You must be a cop

Hahaha. Now we're talking!!!

65- Lol, sorry, not even close. :)

Irony.

I'm really sorry Perdix, but what does your picture mean exactly?

Perdix, if the defendant wins as they would in this case the plaintiff must cover the costs of the defendant, and put him into a state as of the accident had never happened, i.e. paying for repairs. OP, do not admit liability to save money...

#91, it's a parody of the Homeland Security Terror Threat Level chart. #112 is right. Do not take legal advice from me -- the consequences of doing so can end up in yet another FML. Today, I went to jail for violating the restraining order my ex-boyfriend took out on me. perdix told me that he really wanted me to continue following him. FML.