Parked out

By Anonymous - 05/02/2012 20:41 - Canada

Today, I pulled into a parking lot and waited for a car to back out so I could take their spot. The apparently batshit insane psychopath in the other car managed to completely overlook me waving him out, and backed straight into my car. FML
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sweetness17 7

15 minutes can save you 15% on your car insurance.

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hatesfate 6

Ouch. That sucks. Hope they have good insurance!

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robotchicken19 0

Hopefully he listened to the gecko and got geico.

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biggestfan23 11

Yea that's when you beep the horn repeatedly.

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kooochris1995 14

What's with all the fmls about parking lately? Lol

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trollfaced 2

At least you weren't driving a smart car

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royalt313 0

That's what your horn is for.. Waving isn't going to do anything bro.

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kj51 5

"it's that bitch who stole my spot in line"

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The_Tool1 13

Is that a fat joke?

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MrSassypants 33

Is this also a random, stupid question to add on to the others in this thread?

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The_Tool1 13

Mrsassypants, quit putting up pointless questions. Tool

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LunaDragon 10

I just wanted to board the fail train, am I in the right place?

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tanneriscool 2

Is this spot taken? I need company for this long ride..

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capper44 18

Well if you gonna teach then i would just go for lesson while i do have a lisence lol :p

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McDonaldsworker 4

Hey all! That's the spirit! Let's all get thumbed down together!

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WaSiSimiLang 8

Errr... What? Them being blind /= they are psychopaths... Blind batshit yes...

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grapisy 8

I would be quite frightened if I saw a pile of guano driving towards me. Although "Night of the Living Bat Shit" DOESN'T quite have the right ring to it for a horror film...

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DrOfTheInternet 6

Make a driving mistake? Must be a psychopath who is trying to kill everyone. Wtf?

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2ndSucks 15

Don't be a killjoy. Just laugh at the damn FML.

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AlexanderSilver 0

70 I agree. OP acts like the man was too busy cannibalizing his friend to look around.

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sweetness17 7

15 minutes can save you 15% on your car insurance.

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The_Tool1 13

15 minutes can get you a lot from me.

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quite_bored 9

But the question is: Are you in good hands?

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2ndSucks 15

Well, only one specific part of him... That is, if the fifteen dollars allows such business.

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PackardBell_fml 19

And, is State Farm there like a good neighbor?

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omfg_creepers 8

From psychopath's perspective: "Oops! Just a little dinger, that's what insurance is for."

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Awsumuzzie 12

Lol this reminds me, the should pull out the tooth brush and tooth paste.

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xbella 8

waving? why didn't you honk.

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Keebz_02 0

Apparently, in OP's mind, the horn is only for use in letting someone know the light has turned green.

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P_to_the_AM 9

Or just back up when you see him coming closer?

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KiddNYC1O 20

112- it's a parking lot. Chances are there were parked cars right behind op.

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pinkcrayola 0

This happened to me before except they told the insurance company it was my fault.

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DontClickOnMe 28

I would've honked if I saw that they were backing up too much. Or I would try to back up a little, too.

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chaela 3

Should have honked or backed up your car!

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Vernetto 8

The batshit insane psychopath probably backed up too quickly for OP to react at all.

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justalilrandom2 4

I did both, the car behind me did nothing, result? Accident is my fault, op as long as it isn't your fault why sweat it? You'll be fine, honest.

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