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I approve of this message.
Why even post it on Facebook tho...
The OP was trying to be "cool"
Obviously you're going to have to make it up anyway.
I ALSO APROVE THIS MESSAGE
Wow you are actually an idiot. Like seriously? YDI
Why would you have your parents on facebook in the first place? Thats a bad idea trust.
84 - I can imagine much worse than grounding . . . much, much worse.
in Leslie Winkle's voice: Dumbass!
Dumbass...
Dear sweet baby Jesus....
That was better in Red Forman's voice.
Can't decide between clap, facepalm, or tebow
So basically OP, you didn't remember the stories of people playing hookie from work claiming they were sick, and then posting on their Facebook about how well they did in golf that day -boss is obviously a friend- and they get fired... That's why I just use Facebook for groups and such.
YDI - not for skipping school, but for friending your parents on the Facebook account that you actually use.
Not going to school and getting a proper education is an accomplishment now? I should try it some time.
xXxIracebethxXx meant "Not going to school to get proper education..." she is right about that. The next line she says that when something if followed by "and" it means that the sentence before and after can switched place. But "and" cannot be used in the case when the main action of the sentence follows by the other minor actions. Correct: He went to the cafeteria to eat his food. Incorrect: He went to the cafeteria and eat his food. I don't know why you guys are giving thumbs down because you can't understand xXxIracebethxXx.
Sorry for the grammar error. I typed fast because I am prepping for an exam; I hope I got my point across though.
FML = ******* megalomaniac linguists.
He went to the cafeteria and ate his food are two separate ideas when you put and there. Oh well I don't need to tell you illiterates anything. I got 800 on SAT writing section that proves that I know grammar.
well someone isn't good at lying....
part of lying is being able to follow through with it
Not really. My family uses it do they can get information to each other. Hell, even my grandma uses it!
Are you ******* kidding me? You think Facebook is for kids? Show me one thing ANYWHERE that even implies that Facebook is for kids. I think OP proved definitively that Facebook is too sophisticated for dumbass children and that only adults with more than 3 brain cells should be allowed to use it.
3 brian cellz??!!!1!1 O knoz! Tht meenz i no kan uze fb!!!1!!1 D''':
No, I will NOT calm down. It pisses me off when people, usually kids, think that the Internet (or any part of it) is somehow meant for children or too "cool" for adults to use. Now go to your room!
The Internet was made by...wait, what? What the holy **** are you smoking? ARPANET was commissioned by the US Department of Defense in 1969, asshat. Kids didn't get in on the action until decades later. Why don't you unbury your head from your ass and go read a book. Maybe you'll learn some grammar and spelling while you're at it. ******* dumbass troll.
Lmao
Oh wait, comments were deleted. My comment is now pointless
But Neopets is fun. :)
We are just old people when it comes to teen-kids.SMH They know everything though, right? ~smirks~
I'd bet you also think that older people don't have sex either, right?
Um actually u have to be 13
36- did anyone ask you? Don't insult people for the sake of insulting people. Does it make you feel a lot better about yourself to be so rude?
36- Oh, you are sooooo cool, bullying people over the internet. Maybe you should try removing that giant stick from your ass and try commenting again, or better yet, apologizing.
Nice face
Wtf is wrong with you 129, you're a jackass.
If OP was stupid enough to make a Facebook post about how he/she faked sick for his/her parents to see he/she probably won't be smart enough to study, you fool.
In some schools the teacher doesn't allow you to make up the test unless you have a legitimate doctor's note to show that you were in fact too sick to show up for exam; otherwise, the teacher just factors in a zero into the overall grade. OP should be grateful if his teacher shows leniency and allows him to make it up.
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*In Red Forman's voice* "DUMBASS" .
did they like your status? :P