By Anonymous - 26/03/2012 10:53 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, a man on the subway serenaded me. That's not the issue. He was cross-eyed, making it hard for me not to laugh in his face. FML
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marinus_fml 19

Forever alone doesn't mind being serenaded by creeps on the train. It's also pretty rude to laugh at people with disabilities. There's a special place in hell for people like you. Lol jokes! You have every right to laugh at a creeper trying to creep you up in a subway, especially if they're cockeyed! Besides, he was probably looking at the person next to you.

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ohmandapants 16

Seriously OP? You're an immature bitch. You find it funny that this poor man is cross-eyed? Well then I guess the only reason he serenaded you was because he couldn't see you properly. Doesn't feel good to be made fun of does it? Laugh because he's serenading you, don't laugh 'cause he's cross-eyed.

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marinus_fml 19

Forever alone doesn't mind being serenaded by creeps on the train. It's also pretty rude to laugh at people with disabilities. There's a special place in hell for people like you. Lol jokes! You have every right to laugh at a creeper trying to creep you up in a subway, especially if they're cockeyed! Besides, he was probably looking at the person next to you.

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br0ccoli 14

I thumbed up just because you took us on a journey and then made a u-turn. I lol'd shamefully when you said he was looking at someone else. Smh, giggle giggle.

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Pentium_4 27

and probably the longest 1st comment ever

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mduffy08 8

She doesn't deserve it, this shit is funny

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tjv3 10

OP you are a horrible person

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Plastic_Stitchez 25

Excuse me you stupid douche bag,it doesn't matter if the person looks funny it's not like he can help the whole cross-eyes fact and did you ever think he was trying to make the persons day like fuuuuu

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qazaq 1

He could be serenading the person next to you...

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TDWPForDayz 9

I can't handle this comment omg lmaooooo

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friedchickenpie 14

Not to start anything here, but I'd like to express my disappointment in that confederate flag.

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davidbdb485 0

There's nothing wrong necessarily with confederacies... And confederate flag does not equal racist bigot if that's what you were going for. Not trying to start anything either just think we should be fair to the poster.

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williamcarter93 13

Confederacy doesn't mean bigoted. I am a negro and I know some folks who wave the stars and bars and they don't hate me (or at least are very good at hiding it).

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betseyville 6

Negro??? Is it 1953? I didn't think people even used that word anymore.

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benhd1 14

The Spanish? When saying the colour black?

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aksweetheart 7

85- a million likes to you, and a million dislikes to 78!

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LaughinStock 16

The **** 4? How did you come up with that conclusion?

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THE_A_TEEN 27

What's wrong with being gay #4? *prepares the wooden bat Tell me.

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ShyAnn29 14

Since when does being cross eyed make a person gay?

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Doxy 22

Obviously the guy was gay, he did after all serenade a girl.

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ragingdepression 4

What the hell is wrong with you? he sings you a song and all you can think of is oh man his eyes you dumb idiot.

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ADuckOnQuack_fml 0

So... A random guy serenaded you on the subway... And "that wasn't the issue"?

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

Well, it does say that in the FML. I believe the actual issue was said in the third sentence. Glad I can help. *sarcasm*

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dontpanic_fml 32

14, are you stupid or do you just play it on the Internet?

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desireev 17

No, she's just completely hateful with everything she says...

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SobrietyKills 14

14 - bam! Duck hunt

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ladyLALAA 28

Wow 14, thank you for pointing out your sarcasm. You are so kind.

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ohmandapants 16

Seriously OP? You're an immature bitch. You find it funny that this poor man is cross-eyed? Well then I guess the only reason he serenaded you was because he couldn't see you properly. Doesn't feel good to be made fun of does it? Laugh because he's serenading you, don't laugh 'cause he's cross-eyed.

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marinus_fml 19

So you're suggesting her ugly personality automatically means that she is also ugly physically?

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ohmandapants 16

Read the next sentence. It was said to prove a point. I dont know OP, I don't know what she looks like. But hasn't it ever happened to you, where you met an incredibly attractive person, and as soon as you got to know them, they suddenly looked ugly due to their horrible personality?

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marinus_fml 19

Haha yeah I've had that before actually. Good point. I had that with #18(: Badum tsss :P

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ohmandapants 16

It's ok, I'm sure many women have felt the same way about you. Of course, I'm basing this on the way you speak to me. You're so classy.

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marinus_fml 19

Jeeez lighten up. I especially put two happy smileys in that comment to suggest I wasn't being so serious.

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lolipop1234_fml 7

It's not her fault she laughed. Laughing is a nervous response in some circumstances. I know here she laughed at the man being cross eyed but you cannot choose when and when not to laugh.

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MissHayleyJames 7

Hey Marinus is a nice guy. I've seen plenty of his comments and he's one of the few good ones left. And you can't really control your laughter. The best you can do is turn it into a coughing fit and hope no one notices. Doesn't make someone a bitch.

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Pentium_4 27

believe it or not, even to us horny guys, personality is key. i've known extremely attractive women that have an ugly personality, therefore they aren't attractive. as long as you are at least a little physically attracted to them but their personality is amazing, they will become more physically attractive. doesn't work the other way around though

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benhd1 14

Wow just... wow Maybe OP is a nervous laugher, and someone singing to you on public transport is definitely very nerve racking, not to mention that this person was cross-eyed and if OP is in a relationship and she has to say no if he asks her out he may just call her shallow because of him being cross-eyed, and then pretty much everyone on the train would agree and op is in a shit situation; that'd make me very nervous. Feel free to disregard this, as I know you almost definitely will. Good day.

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wittygirl 8

Well #26 I do that. I laugh when I'm in trouble and I'm being lectured. I can't help it either drives my bosses and parents looney. - shrugs- no ones perfect.

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Kitty_Kat16 16

some things are hard not to laugh even if they are politically incorrect if something's funny its funny period ell me you've never laughed at a racist joke or video as long as you don't express you're feelings or treat them any different your doing nothing wrong you're thoughts are you're thoughts not something to be monitored by society

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Emma Marshall 19

Wow that burn.... 😐

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mjoyn98 1

F your life? The poor man is cross-eyed and was being sweet. Who says he was even serenading you if you couldn't see where we was looking.

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dabomb1463 0

A random guy serenading you that doesn't happen very often so you shouldn't have laughed until he was gone.

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