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Love it
Me too, I think it's cute!
Why were you strutting your masculinity at your grandmas house? :P
Weird how he has exactly the same FYL's and YDI votes.
Omg 29 that's exactly my question lol
#29 has it right, why would anyone need to show off to grandma? I could say "your life sucks" if you were trying to impress a GF's relatives, but not your own grandma.
Hey, look! Dumb blonde!
Hahaha yep, your manliness is deff gone. but don't worry, almost everybody loses their manliness when it comes to spiders, those things creep everybody out lol
I actually like spiders and don't find them creepy in the slightest. Some of them are dangerous, but they don't bother me. Roaches are a whole different story though. I have a phobia of them.
Haha I once creeped some boys in my class out. They found a dead cockroach in the school library while we were having a library hour in English, and tried in a failed attempt to get me to notice them by dropping it on the book I was reading. Didn't look up. Instead I flicked it off and continued reading. Tried it again and i chucked it behind me, keeping my eyes down. Heard a scream, then laughter. Turns out one if the other boys was, lol!
They are so ugly!!
The phobias can stem from a series of problems, Amy dealing with childhood. However, many people are afraid because it's an unknown, is the roach in front of me one poisonous? Is the spider that is at the corner dangerous? Many harmless species have a type who is dangerous to humans. Plus, with the ease of bringing animals from one area to a new one, you never know if the creature in front of you isn't a poisonous variety from the Amazon
LOL guess you weren't strutting after that then..
To get a shock has nothing to do with manliness!
76 - I think you dropped some particles.
LOL
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Show it anywayYou're an ass for automatically categorizing someone screaming at a spider as "womanly", when there was no mention that he was being womanly, a girlyman, etc. Nice try.
Yeah, high pitched. Where does it say he was actually being womanly?
Awesome CD by Billy Talent ^^^^^%
7- of course someone had to pull the sexism card and try to ruin a perfectly good Fml. What do ya say we just return to the kitchen? I'm sure some of these boys would like a sandwich.
You misunderstood me. It wasn't derogatory towards women, op just said he screamed like a girl..high pitched. Guys don't normally scream in a high pitched tone. Not that acting like a woman is a bad thing. I'm in the military, I know some tough ass chicks, and I respect them. Not that they act "manly" at work, women typically just have higher pitched voices than we do.
Ha, 44.. It was funny
7- Don't start with the ultra-feminist crap. It's perfectly normal and fine and completely okay for a man to express his 'manliness'. And it's perfectly okay to feel the way he did when he saw the spider. Men were put on this earth to protect women and their children. He didn't mean any harm mentioning his moment of the lesser masculinity. He wasn't ashamed. He was just saying that it's okay for women to feel that way. Doubting your masculinity because of a spider is okay. Doesn't make women or womanly acts something to be ashamed of. We are supposed to be the ones who are scared and men are supposed to be our protectors. He wasn't being negative towards women. You're just being a sensitive feminist.
59: I don't need any goddamn man to protect me. I have a gun, and I sure as hell would use it if needed. and by the way, feminists have a reason for being 'pysco' or sensitive. we live in a world that is still patriarchal and where women are still fighting to be seen as equal. we can go 'pysco feminist' if you can ignorantly go 'pysco anti-feminist'.
82- it's not about being treated like a man. it's about being treated like a person. I understand there is a stereotype of feminist women, but there are also real feminist women. and I am one of them. so you can take your rude, stereotypical, misogynistic bullshit and shove it up your ass. I will always push for equality among gender, race and sexual orientation, and there is nothing anyone can say or call me that will stop me from doing that.
92- Yet you're the rude **** who's talking bullshit about the girls who are telling you that YOURE being rude. there will never be equality because there will always be raceist ext. be a **** for you're goal. I'm sure you'll love the end of the road when everyone hates you. I get pushing for it. But you have NO right to be a total bitch to everyone who's not on you're side. that's not how you get people to back you up and that's how you turn those who were with you away from you. Enjoy makeing more people hate girls who want equal rights!!
Would gotten away with it if you didnt tell us.
but now the internet has ur secret and once the internet has somthing..its there forever
Well, spiders can be very scary sometimes.. They just appear out of nowhere. Those sneaky bastards!
Scarier when they disappear afterwards
And did anyone notice? *Looks around* Nope. Manliness returned
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Hahaha yep, your manliness is deff gone. but don't worry, almost everybody loses their manliness when it comes to spiders, those things creep everybody out lol
Love it