By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 01:54 - United States - Natrona Heights

Today, I felt manly. I spent almost the entire day peeling paint, power sanding, and applying Spackle for my grandma. Strutting with masculinity, I headed for the shower, only to let out a womanly yelp at a spider hanging at eye level around a corner. Manliness gone. FML
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supahcoolperson 0

Hahaha yep, your manliness is deff gone. but don't worry, almost everybody loses their manliness when it comes to spiders, those things creep everybody out lol

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jaymers 3

i was going to say you deserve it, but spiders are, in fact, terrifying. fyl.

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anthonydude 9

Do what I always do and take it like a man.

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anthonydude 9

I've taken knees to the groin, spiders to the mouth (while sleeping), and vaginas to the penis. I think that shows my masculinity.

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howsitgoingjc 2

Well you get props for the Way you described it. Pretty funny

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texas_redneck88 10

Does the mentos commercial, you know the one where the spider kicks the guys ass, come to anyone else mind while readin' this? That's the first thing I thought of

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mojo5678 5

You're awesome :)

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audiophileMom 11

Oh you poor guy... So sweet what you did for grandma! Who cares that you don't like spiders!

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grannygruber 6

Manliness not gone! All the help you gave your granny far outweighs your girly scream!

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Snafuusmc 12

Was it Charlotte?

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AliceLockehart 18

I woke up with one of those in my bed once. But honestly, they're not that bad.

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