Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a bus stop making small talk with a really nice...

By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 04:07 - United States - Apache Junction

Today, I was at a bus stop making small talk with a really nice girl, when all of a sudden some kids let off firecrackers behind me. I shrieked like a little girl and practically jumped into her lap. FML

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By Chris - 22/10/2009 04:57 - Canada

Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML

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By DanJames24 - 05/06/2020 14:00

Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML

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By Silent - 01/06/2012 14:24 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2012 16:14 - United States - Clarksburg

Today, while on the bus, I took out my breath spray. The elderly lady beside me thought it was pepper spray. She panicked and started screaming, which culminated in the man near her punching me in the jaw. FML

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By Nat3_2020 - 27/01/2015 14:02 - United States

Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML

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By snoozlagist - 30/10/2010 04:52 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML

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By G-6 - 07/01/2011 11:24

Today, I was on the plane asleep. I woke up after feeling the plane jolt and I screamed at the top of my lungs. The little girl next to me told me I was a sissy. Everyone on the plane laughed. FML

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By anerdmom - 18/10/2018 14:00

Today, while dropping my son off at the bus stop before school, I went to give him a kiss on the cheek. Then, before I was able to make contact, he jumped away, yelled "PSYCH!!!!" as loud as he could, and jumped on the bus. The kids all laughed at me and the other parents looked embarrassed for me. FML

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By Mel - 07/05/2011 22:27 - United States

Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shit myself. FML

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By john - 28/01/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

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Thisismypchere 8

Tuesday 15 May 2012 11:29

Haha, she might have thought it was funny and or cute so it may not be that big of a deal. But FYL anyway.

globetrottter 3

Tuesday 15 May 2012 11:29

Way to show her your 'nerves of steel' :)

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Thisismypchere 8

Tuesday 15 May 2012 11:29

Haha, she might have thought it was funny and or cute so it may not be that big of a deal. But FYL anyway.

iNewKid 20

Tuesday 15 May 2012 11:43

He is her hero on socks!

Ugi 26

Tuesday 15 May 2012 11:48

Agreed - everyone jumps at a surprise like that. Sounds like it was a good opportunity to me. Although I guess the girly shrieking is not exactly ideal.

ladyLALAA 28

Tuesday 15 May 2012 15:50

I'm sure the girl was quiet startled by the noise too, I think it's kind of cute. Imagine telling your kids about the first time you met! Good luck getting the girl, OP!

nado13579 12

Tuesday 15 May 2012 23:00

Aww I think that's kinda cute. :)

EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

Wednesday 16 May 2012 3:41

I love this FML because Op used the word "nice" instead of "hott", or "sexy"

TheStoryOfWazza 9

Wednesday 8 August 2012 1:05

Romantic.

globetrottter 3

Tuesday 15 May 2012 11:29

Way to show her your 'nerves of steel' :)

shayshayshazam 14

Tuesday 15 May 2012 14:49

He was probably nervous talking to a pretty girl, and it made him twice as jumpy. But I'll definitely agree that it's an FML moment!

TheDrifter 23

Tuesday 15 May 2012 15:26

If his nerves of steel failed, maybe she will be impressed by his buns of steel? He's down to either that or commendable pitch with his shriek to impress her.

Incredibly_Dope 0

Wednesday 16 May 2012 1:35

Damn hooligans

illoveyouu435 0

Tuesday 15 May 2012 11:30

That sucks, maybe if you see her again you can laugh about it together. Everyone deserves a second chance!

onlychildFTW 33

Tuesday 15 May 2012 21:18

Hmm. It's normal to get startled. It's just not normal to jump into someone's lap

syki 22

Tuesday 15 May 2012 11:30

Well, guess that potential relationship went up in smoke.

wallandpiece 16

Tuesday 15 May 2012 16:44

Not really. It was only some firecrackers.. I'm sure most people would jump if they exploded right behind them on a bus.. Although OP's reaction may have been slightly over the top.