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I'd rather have a tractor than a Porsche or a Ferrari.
Right bro? It sucks! But seriously though, stop with the bro comments, it's so old now. Doesn't anybody pay attention when other commenters say that?
How is bro annoying? Oh, I forgot this is FML where you suffer the wrath of people
A tractor is something that a redneck would buy just for kicks
Tractors are cool, especially John Deer tractors!
21- It's annoying when it's overused. Which is is on nearly every FML. Not to mention everywhere else too.
hey amanda, how exactly does one "...ride around on dumbass"? is that some kind of new, man made material for roads? I could see how that works: contractor "I'm so glad you called me to pave your driveway, what would you like: pea gravel, cement, blacktop or we have this new material called dumbass and its great."
You mad bro?
I'm not defending anything, but I have a full sized tractor for like 3-4 acres of land. I guess people just like to keep up with the Jones'
In my opinion, the best cars are old fashioned ones. Cadillacs, Chevrolets etc. I can't take modern 'supercars' seriously because Michael Bay exists. For this reason, I'd rather own a tractor than a Porsche or a Ferrari. But I'd rather own a Plymouth Roadrunner or a '71 Impala than a tractor.
Modern super cars a very nice. But a Porsche and a Ferrari are not super cars. Bugatti Veyron is as well as the SLR Mclaren as 2 examples.
You missed the point.
The poor guy even did a research
I'm sorry, that sucks! at least he ain't obsessed over cars.....
what's wrong with being obsessed with cars??????
It's his money.
Awesome bro. Now help him soup it up. Have a super summer.
Tractors run on soup?
I don't understand why this is so bad? So it's not a bad ass car.. Tractors hold value better anyway.
it could be a Lamborghini tractor but I doubt it because they cost so much!
I think op is implying that he will be expected to help farm during his summer holidays. Hence the tractor.
I don't think it's too bad either. At least he's not referring to himself as "Memnoch of Pleiades" now.
The ladies love my tractor. And Hank Hill. He loves it the most.
Tractors help feed the world! Without modern technology we would not have enough food to feed our growing population!
a tractor? doesn't sound like mid life crisis to me. sounds like he's starting a farm. all you need now is some animals.
Your picture is disturbing....
You'd look like a boss driving it down the highway! But then again, you'd probably get arrested, so nevermind.
No he wouldn't get arrested it is not illegal to drive farm equipment on the road!
15- But he didn't say road, he said highway. The place where you drive 100 km/h... I'm pretty sure that would be illegal.
28- *She :D
Oh, sorry Skittihorse (82). I was looking at your picture, my bad.
51& 96 thank you I should of mentioned the orange triangle
Hey, it worked great for the dude on "Green Acres!" He got a tractor and was nailing a hot blonde out in the country. Let's see a ******' tiny sports car do that for you!
Great now you got that stupid song stuck in my head.
At least its a new tractor and not a new wife.
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a tractor? doesn't sound like mid life crisis to me. sounds like he's starting a farm. all you need now is some animals.
I don't understand why this is so bad? So it's not a bad ass car.. Tractors hold value better anyway.