By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 10:22 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad started his mid-life crisis. Instead of a Porsche or a Ferrari, he bought a tractor. Goodbye summer holiday. FML
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tony1891 22

a tractor? doesn't sound like mid life crisis to me. sounds like he's starting a farm. all you need now is some animals.

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stevenmx86 7

I don't understand why this is so bad? So it's not a bad ass car.. Tractors hold value better anyway.

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perdix 29

Planting crops is a pretty harmless way to deal with a mid-life crisis. If your dad suddenly decides he needs to raise sheep, then ewe should be nervous.

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1710_fml 0

Tractors are way more fun than fast cars

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pierricdu11 4

I'm sure u r so happy about this news x)

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hateevryone 14

Well that's what he wanted.

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MrFuzzles 5

Come and take a ride on my big green tractor, we can go slow or we can go faster.

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Dogbite1313 5

Down through the woods and out to the pasture Long as I'm with you it really don't matter

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stormchaser24 24

Well, better a tractor than a $100,000+ car. Also tractors hold value better. My dad still has his John Deer from 25 years ago and still runs.

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tj4234 35

omg I would love to own a tractor. Even if they do cost ridiculous amounts of money. My best friend is a farmer and she owes me a ride in her tractor (no innuendo intended... damned rule 34).

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crazy1999 1

You can get a farmall m for $1500 if it hasnt been restored

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seth_harris 0

Pimp that tractor. Some hydraulics and street lights would get you all the farm bitches.

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