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Did it scare the shit out of him?
"I'm pretty sure that's what the FML said" -#30
Yea it probably did. **** your husband's life OP, that roach just interrupted the sanctity of a peaceful shit. One of the worst things that can happen to a man.
I can't believe that was actually funny. Usually those puns make me roll my eyes.
Totally off topic but ....... Who likes ****???
I'd do the exact same thing. Cockroaches are ******* scary.
I LOVE how OP said "disposed of the body"!!!! Lol
At least you didnt have to wipe his ass :)
I would say bomb the house but roaches survive nuclear attacks -__-
I read this FML 4 times now, so I will stick with my initial comment of, "what the... ****...?
At first read, I read, "I found my husband with his penis around his ankles" and pictured a case of manscaping gone wrong.
I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who thought it said penis.
Omg that is what I thought to. We now know who the man in the relationship is though
For better or for worse
Got to get a restraining order on that pest, it needs to learn to respect your privacy
4- Here in Australia the cockroaches can be bigger than six inches long. Locals keep them as pets, have cockroach races and other entertaining events with them. *Shudder*.
82- I REALLY hope u were being sarcastic
I feel like there should have been some warning signs prior to this event that your husband is a complete puss... YDI
This doesn't make him a "puss" at all. Guys have their phobias just like girls do. My boyfriend's afraid of heights and that doesn't make me see him any differently.
So does it make me a puss that I have a fear of all bugs? I'm sure you are just an inconsiderate little prick who thinks you're all that in a bag of potato chips.
"I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!" ...sorry, couldn't resist. x3
Da ****?
*dafuq? Even then it is pathetic.
As if "Da ****" is so wrong that it needs to be corrected to "dafuq"? "Dafuq" looks fairly stupid, IMO.
Well I guess you married a girl.
Don't lump him in with us, we can handle shit better than that
that's racist
Come on, cockroaches are ******* scary. But thats probably just my irrational fear of all bugs speaking.
Not only cockroaches, but the entire insect kingdom!
38- I haven't yet, but we own it so I'm going to watch it tonight. :)
140- Haha! I'll take the advice buddy.
So I'm guessing you wear the pants in the relationship. I'm a girl and I hate roaches but never needed comfort when seeing one. Imagine if it touched him.
Ever heard of this thing called a "phobia"?
My 5 year old sister would be tougher than that. No, really. She would finish what she was doing and leave the room. Tell him to man up.
Or he might have a fear of bugs. Or the cockroach was carrying a knife. There are those possibilities.
"I'm gonna cut you up so bad, you're gonna wish I didn't cut you up so bad"
Or a gun. You never know it may be a rough neighborhood and the roach was a rapist.
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Did it scare the shit out of him?
I read this FML 4 times now, so I will stick with my initial comment of, "what the... ****...?