By hooligyn123 - 04/09/2012 08:53 - United States

Today, I'm quite ill. My new step-mother believes that the genetic wheat allergy I got from my mother would have gone away since she's now married to my father instead. Looks like dad picked a winner. FML
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immaMonsta 8

Just be thankful that she isn't your doctor.

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DocBastard 38

Isn't that how genetics works? Your hair and eyes can change color too!

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immaMonsta 8

Just be thankful that she isn't your doctor.

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_Oblivion_ 12

You have one of those psycho moms don't you?

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sublimaze 6

#41 - Nah. Not psycho. Just dumb as a bag of rocks. Dad is obviously having a midlife crisis and married a cheerleader captain. She will be out the door once Dad finds out she's sleeping with his best friend.

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awkward_gothlady 32

That would be scary. She probably failed high school biology but still got to graduate because she flirted with the right person.

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sens3sfailing 24

"Teacher? I'm having trouble with the reproductive system homework, could you please give me a private lesson in your room after school?"

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DocBastard 38

Isn't that how genetics works? Your hair and eyes can change color too!

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Dracoboxer357 35

10- .....Actually, you can sync periods. That's not something regulated by genetics, but by hormones. The Doc, was being sarcastic....something I truly hope you Did understand. :p

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license2chill 5

27.. I think 10 was trying to be sarcastic..

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RochelleRedvines 8

82, the point is 10 was being sarcastic about something that's true. You can, in fact, sync periods.

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randomhangul 4

I think 10 was referencing a past FML about the coworkers and since periods.

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sens3sfailing 24

Definitely* it's hard to defiantly chose doc as your doctor because a lot of people respect him and all that he does for the public with his great comments. That saving lives shit may help a little, but being a good commenter is what does it for me. *whips the sarcasm on that last sentence from my hands*

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Fellsnows 5

Lol ya who cares if your intestines are spilling out all that matters is that you have a smile on your face when it happens

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DracoSpirita 21

Cerealsly? Wheat an idiot! IHOP you wheynt to the doctor for that allergy, OP. And make sure your new step-mom knows that you still have the allergy.

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menacingsprite 3

I thought this was clever. Using wheat-based products for some words.

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a_commenter 3

When it comes to puns, this really raises the bar(ley).

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AwsumShyGuy 12

Looks like the apple fell pretty far from the tree.

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AwsumShyGuy 12

I think I misread the FML and thought that she was OP's real mom. I'll thumb myself down.

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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

What about the apple?

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KiddNYC1O 20

Shit just got serious.

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With_Love929 3

Were you engaged to a make believe person?

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Nicostream 16

I know it's off so sorry but I didn't find any forums nor did the FAQ say anything about this... I've got a problem that I can't submit a FML because it shows some weird error page with the following message: "This XML file does not appear to have any style information associated with it. The document tree is shown below. <code>errflood</code>" Anyone knows what's the problem?

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