By tdudey123 - 11/09/2012 23:07 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I decided to be a gentleman and let an old lady have my seat on the bus. Before I could even get up, she sat on my lap and wouldn't get off. I got an involuntary lap dance from a grandma. FML
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tdudey123 14

I'm just gonna comment for the badge :P And yes, she was moving around, due to the bus rattling around (I hope).

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dmblonde 13

Maybe you needed to be more specific about the seat you were offering her.

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calilovesneb 12

What's worse is the fact that some men have a fetish when it comes to older women. I'll never understand why men can't just stuck to their own age group. But in your case that's just uncomfortable. I'm sorry, OP.

Grimmerie 31

Way to be narrowminded! Do you want a cookie or a medal?

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FMLshark 12

So, how is that rock you live under, 1? You know, the one where only men have strange fetishes and are the only ones interested in people outside their age group?

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peoplearestupido 0

Im sensing some unfortunate past that involved a boy, an old lady, and #1.

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rekege 18

Well, what you have in common with old ladies is 20-something boys, and cats. 15 of them to be exact. Now, just get old, and you'll get the boys, too.

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Tektite 14

Whoa Caligirl.. AKA #1- Age is just a number!!

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Dargoria 1

1- Everyone has their fetishes, you are in no position to judge them. Plus, this FML has nothing to even do with that.

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thefatman38 4

This coming from the girl (#1) who has 15 cats, who's the old person now?!?!?!

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wtvr 2

Well women have fetishes as well, also that specific one. And stop being so ******* narrow minded, fetishes are totally okay, why not spice up the kinky stuff a bit. As to the fml: apparently gentlemen do get lucky too.

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Tuffay 14

Maybe daddy dumped mommy for a young Hotty, and #1 is not happy sharing her Capri Sun's with her new mommy!

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silverstream20 20

It's called sexuality 1. Men and woman experience it in their own distinctive ways.Also there is absolutely nothing wrong with a guy having a thing for a older woman. Don't be judgmental.

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dmblonde 13

Maybe you needed to be more specific about the seat you were offering her.

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jonn090 13

Your pretty. I want to take you to a ball

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rocklare18 7

Don't lie to yourself, we all saw that bulge you got. Saucy

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youjustmademelol 4

you send like a nice guy though, offering grannie a seat and not pushing her off you.

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zack11289 3

I would just like to point out that just because a woman sits on your lap, doesn't mean it's a lap dance. It's called she's sittin on your lap. Now if she was moving around and grinding on you, then yes, it would then be a lap dance

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Tsunami87 17

This is the dumbest comment I've read in a while. Thanks for the laughs.

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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14

So wait, are you telling me that after all these years, Santa doesn't just deliver all those presents around the world because each kid gave him a lap dance? Wtf. What's his motivation then???!!!!!

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walmartpaysme 15

5 I think OP was implying that since they were on a bus, she WAS moving around unintentionally.

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nora111197 8

Oh really?! Thank you now i understand how lap dances work

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loveme25 6

Grannies need love too!

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JustKittyKat 24

I completely sympathize with you OP. I am sorry you had to endure that. It was lovely of you to offer up your place. On a side note; please allow me to point one thing out, being polite should not be a decision one should make. It's sad that some people "decide" to not be polite and kind. Good for you, OP, for doing what's right! Even though you were sort of molested.

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gc327072 30

Not nearly as molested as I was by airport security -.-

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annie_nk 22

I bet that made every bump that more awkward.

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chriscrossedya 4

shoulda started talkin about the first thing that pops up

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