By MexicanMe - 14/09/2012 14:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had breakfast with his grandmother. She told him how I'm prettier than "that Mexican" he'd brought home for dinner last week. We had dinner with her last week, and I'm that same Mexican. She then went on to how Mexicans are what's wrong with the economy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 622
You deserved it 3 125

Same thing different taste

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Oh Grandma, is your Alzheimer's acting up again?

Rddvl 11

Well at least now you know if you ever mess up in front of her, she'll forget about it within a week!

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Oh Grandma, is your Alzheimer's acting up again?

Redoxx_fml 22

Makeup makes all the difference

I may have Alzheimer's but at least I don't have Alzheimer's

Zoh_Aubrey 8

There's Alzheimer's and then there's racist Alzheimer's.

This is the perfect opportunity to play practical jokes... She obviously deserves it, and Alzheimer's practical jokes all but do themselves.

lilmisslovely13 15

When i read the first part i thought it was going to be another cheating post.

Alwayspullout 7

33 - It isn't the laborers and the farm workers thats the problem. It's the ones that come over illegally, don't do anything and live off of the government giving them money every month that cause the issue.

asianbeezy_ 5

The government doesn't help illegals! Most of them are afraid to get near "the government" because of their status, but I do agree coming here illegally to **** up ur life, drink, use drugs is a waste!

Rddvl 11

Well at least now you know if you ever mess up in front of her, she'll forget about it within a week!

Op: I hate you old lady!! Grandma: Gtfo. Next week.. Grandma: You're so much nicer than that foul mouthed mexican from last week. Op: Thanks ma'am.

1crabbygirl 10

Your dog is freakin' adorable.

12 - The thought of an old woman saying "Get the **** out" in a serious tone made me lol for some odd reason.

melonrind 8

She sounds like a treat... Just assume she's bat shit crazy and things will be easier to ignore... Or you can put on your best accent and threaten her when y'all are alone ;)

olpally 32

Don't worry op, grandma's are usually forgetful like this... Just take it with a grain of salt.

jasmine1259 2

That doesn't excuse her from being racist.

My grandmother has pick's disease so she goes on rants from time to time. I just have to say "yes ma'am" and remember that she doesn't know what she's talking about. It'll be okay OP

I didn't know being a bitch was a disease.

I'm sure that what you don't know would fill several books dursl... I mean, #8.

KVKdragon 26

For a second there I thought this was going to be one of those FMLs where the boyfriend is revealed to be a cheater by another relative lol. Cheer up OP, memory isn't a blessing for everyone as we reach that age :P

Well at least you're looking prettier than last week. That's a silver lining

Well, at least you're prettier than you were last week.

A few seconds made all the difference in our comments

DAMN YOU AND YOUR FAST FINGERS!!!! >:O

KiddNYC1O 20