By Anonymous - 22/10/2012 00:29 - United States - Bellingham

Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen for my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML
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vocaloidtiger 12

I'm sorry, but what would you accomplish by doing that even if she WAS fully blind?

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anzie_fml 9

You didn't see that one coming.

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jezane 9

I spy with my one good eye, something beginning with 'P'

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hannahboo15 1

FML's with the phrasing "I thought it would be funny" never turn out good... AT ALL

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trollcrusher 17

What an idiotic dickwad. It's so disrespectful to treat a blind person that way. I'm glad they weren't totally blind; hopefully you learned your lesson.

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vocaloidtiger 12

I'm sorry, but what would you accomplish by doing that even if she WAS fully blind?

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onlychildFTW 33

The joy of talking to someone while nude? This is a crazy/strange person fantasy.

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Kiyaralovestolol 14

Do you really want to ask that question? v__v

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coried91 28

54- Apparently so because they already did.

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Scarshadow101 6

They can go tell all of their friends that they took advantage of someone's disability and used it as an excuse to walk in the nude. Mission accomplished, eh?

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NickKuiper 8

Good story to tell your friends at a bar...

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Knightchaser27 25

108-I doubt they'll be impressed

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siickman 7

Got your Asshat on 3:) where your head is so far up your ass. Usually describing someone being stupid.

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P374RD3D 9

There are way too many commenters on this site who don't Google shit.

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anzie_fml 9

You didn't see that one coming.

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Krajjan 9

Being too lazy to wear clothes usually results in a social astigma... tism. Crap.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

These one-eye jokes are a bit patchy, aren't they?

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MisterDoctor 12

Eye don't see why you thought that was a bright eye-dea. Too much?

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winnerme123 8

That goes perfectly in a Bear Grills voice ( probably spelled wrong).

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heywhatsuphowdy 0

I thought it was like Bear Grylls or something like that?

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whiteboy896 9

in the words of Red Formen, Dumbass!

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KM96 24

I can totally heard his voice and imagined him saying that, when I read it :D

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MissEmma_fml 22

She's probably blind in the other eye now. Good going OP.

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HooHooHa 6

Why talk to her naked if she's 'blind'? What were you going to do to her?

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tne201992 12

Umm talk to her naked. OP made that pretty clear.

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charvisioku 22

Never know, OP might have been planning to windmill and prance around the kitchen with a mangina. If that had been the case, I could fully understand the entertainment value.

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mystashisgone 6

Maybe something is left out of this... But how did she get in the house? She have a cane? Or a seeing eye dog? Or did you help her? Or did she make it on her own with no trouble. This could be the first if many clues.

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jrvln164 1

She's blind from one eye she can still see

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zen1979 16

Exactly. Yet op didn't realize if she's totally blind how did she get there. Therefore, she must posses some sight.

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