By Tymer - 23/11/2012 15:56 - Canada - Malahat

Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML
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Nordah 15

I'm going to hope this is a laundry mishap, and not extremely creepy.

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gmaniac93 7

That sucks for you bra, you're probably coated with tears now.

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horseridermc 2

Why would your moms bra be in ur coat anyways?

loufol22 5

I hate it when people want to write comments and they are too late so they write it in reply to one of the top comments

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gmaniac93 7

Sucks for you bra, your probably coated with tears now.

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sanchogrim 18

2- That is a sweet looking profile pic you got there!

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CadillacPimpen 6

50% of zero is zero.

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evilplatypus 38

31 - Perhaps the coat was in the laundry with the bra?

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SouthernPride95 19

Would you rather be 20% cooler or 50% cooler from this experience?

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CadillacPimpen 6

20% cooler from the experience thus having more coolness to begin with

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gman90210 18

We now your not op but the question stands why is op's moms bra in his coat?

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call4agoodtime 3

They were probably in the laundry together and when someone was folding the clothes they probably didn't notice it. Simply logic really.

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sens3sfailing 24

181- but this is FML and logic takes thinking, and thinking makes my head hurt...

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decidedlyvague 11

You should just high five people and say, "Hell yeah! It's your mom's bra!"

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Lahariim 8

'Twas curiosity what killed the cat...

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randomthing 22

Well, that's awkward..

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Futacy 29

Really? So THAT'S why OP posted this on fmylife dot com? Hmm, and for all this time I thought "FML" stood for "Flaming Mama Llama."

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randomthing 22

I know, I know. Sorry :P

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WeWalkIn1D 11

Why the hell would you have your moms bra?

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greekgal44 14

dont be so harsh on her.. thats a pretty awkward situation and i agree lol

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tigerfight23 3

Unnecessary comment is unnecessary

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SenselessPattern 12

Speaking of Mama Llama's, what do we have here? *look's seductively at 79*

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alwaysbored13 14

Why in the world would your mom's bra be in your pocket?

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Nordah 15

I'm going to hope this is a laundry mishap, and not extremely creepy.

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honeybadgerr 9

Or.... Idk about you guys but this reminded me of bad teacher when Cameron Diaz gives her bra to the boy that everybody made fun of and walks out a new man. Lol

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annie_nk 22

I'd go with laundry mishap. My bras get stuck to bigger clothes all the time.

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igive 29

forget the bra guys, the real FML is that he has school on after thanksgiving.

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mfischer 17

92 - I'm pretty sure Canadian Thanksgiving is in October.

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SammyS2012 21

OP is from Canada. They didn't have Thanksgiving yesterday

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igive 29

my bad. on my phone it doesn't say where op is from.

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mfischer 17

False. It's on the upper right corner of the FML. Posted from my iPhone.

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flea_of_death 23

Nope. It's not there on an Android. Please don't make assumptions, like everyone can see the location on their phone. =)

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ShyAnn29 14

133, just because you can see the location, doesn't mean everyone can!

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Pleonasm 35

Even if you had a girlfriend, who keeps their girlfriend's bra in their coat? More importantly, why do you keep your MOM'S bra in your coat?! Maybe because it's getting Nippy outside this time of the year? I don't want to imagine the other possibilities...

loserboii 11

Brains? that part of humans that's covered with dust?

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LMFAOaMIGIT 3

Look, Alan broke his leg tripping over his bloated self esteem.

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ALlamaOnFire 20

All I can think of is masturbation. I'm not the only one, right?:')

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outoftown 26

#9, lol.. You don't do much women's laundry, do you? Those damn bras end up in the strangest places.

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yeti37 16

you meant "Nipplely this time of year..." Right?

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TrueTriage 16

Alan isn't a dick. He's just proposing we use that thing called imagination to make up possibilities or other scenarios on how the bra could've gotten into OPs coat. Not immediately say Freud or *shudders* suggest masturbation... The best comedy in my opinion is the witty smug slightly dark yet pie to face realization type. Not spoon fed punch line comedy..

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TrueTriage 16

Alan isn't a dick. He's just proposing we use that thing called imagination to make up possibilities or other scenarios on how the bra could've gotten into OPs coat. Not immediately say Freud or *shudders* suggest masturbation... The best comedy in my opinion is the witty smug slightly dark yet pie to face realization type. Not spoon fed punch line comedy..

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anythingmustbe 18

Well if you want to get a girl friend you need to be bra-ve enough. Confidence is key. Dont worry if it goes **** up if you ask a girl out, just keep going for it.

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happyllama12 5

*punny, this comment has nothing to do with size.

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fmmfl1993 1

113- Well the comment was pretty long, maybe she did mean puny.

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SavannahJanee 6

Why on earth would you have your mothers bra??

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Inheritance 10

Those washing machines, tricky bastards!

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SelenaMilkshake 17

It could've got stuck in there during the laundry and he didn't notice until it fell out. It's happened to me with socks before and if his coat is large enough, a bra could be well hidden.

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thatonename 7

So I totally buy the laundry theory. My only question is why bras and a coat are being washed together. Isn't that like a delicate and a heavy item?

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annie_nk 22

102 - Some people don't bother separating the laundry and just get it done all at once. It's faster but not ideal

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LairaIsKindaCool 6

Well, it could have gotten stuck there while it was in the wash, and he may not have noticed it. Considering OP lived in Canada, I have no doubt that his coat was thick enough. I've been wearing a winter jacket since September.

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