Love, Weird, Awkward and Noise: What the actual ****?

What the actual ****?

By Anonymous - 23/11/2012 22:51 - United States

Today, after having finally kicked my insomnia's ass after three hours, I was woken up by something I only thought happened in movies. Someone had paid for a Mariachi band to play for their girlfriend, outside my apartment, in the middle of the night. FML

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By Vlen - 24/05/2015 02:38 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I sleep during the day because I work nights. My neighbors have a very loud wedding and reception in their backyard including a live mariachi band. FML

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By dmsmcd - 17/12/2010 09:48 - United States

Today, after a week of insomnia, I finally managed to fall asleep. Thirty minutes later, my friends decided to bang on my door, yelling at me to wake up and party with them. I'm now wide awake and hallucinating from lack of sleep. FML

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By sleepless - 20/06/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, my insomnia started back up again. It was too late to get something to help me sleep so I was lying there wondering what I should do. I decided to listen to some ambient music. It helped a lot, but when I was about to fall asleep my parents decided to start doing 'it'. FML

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By shadowsorel - 30/08/2012 20:34 - United States - Chicago

Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2022 07:00

Today, I was woken up at 2 a.m. by my roommates throwing a party down the hall. I put some earplugs in so I could get some rest for my 8 a.m final. They worked really well, so well in fact that I didn't hear my alarm and woke up at noon. FML

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By I'm Not Dead Yet - 09/06/2014 19:37 - United States - Tucson

Today, I put my headphones on and laid down to relax to some music. I fell asleep, and woke up later to a police officer busting into my house. My neighbor had been knocking on my door, then looked through my window and saw me on my couch, and was convinced I'd died. FML

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By firebombtimEFUCKERS - 29/09/2012 16:32 - United States

Today, I finally managed to sleep, after two days of being kept awake by the miniature floodlights my neighbors have installed to scare off burglars. Only a couple of hours into my sleep, I woke up to the sound of their car being broken into. FML

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By Noname - 30/01/2009 18:18 - Canada

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2012 09:57 - United States

Today, after 3 nights of insomnia, I was finally able to doze off. My boyfriend woke me up just to ask which soda in the fridge was mine. FML

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By insomniac - 19/06/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, I was finally going to fall asleep at a decent hour. Having insomnia, I generally get about 2 hours of sleep. Right as I'm about to fall asleep, 5 firetrucks decide to drive right in front of my house with the sirens/lights on. FML

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bizarre_ftw 21

Saturday 24 November 2012 3:10

The untold other side of the romantic comedy

TrueTriage 16

Saturday 24 November 2012 3:06

Even though I wouldve freaked that slight moment of accepting the irony would be hilarious

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TrueTriage 16

Saturday 24 November 2012 3:06

Even though I wouldve freaked that slight moment of accepting the irony would be hilarious

Banana_ham_ox 0

Saturday 24 November 2012 3:07

atleast u got to enjoy the lovely Mariachi band for free :D

loufol22 5

Saturday 24 November 2012 3:18

Sure "enjoy" a mariachi band

greeneye_fml 12

Saturday 24 November 2012 3:31

That's like "enjoying" having a tooth pulled. Mariachi music should be in the dictionary under "******* annoying."

kakarot2 11

Saturday 24 November 2012 3:59

Mariachi music is good romantic music. Considering what's playing on the radio now a days (dubstep, JB, rap)... I would take it over any of that any day.

littlemsweirdo 12

Saturday 24 November 2012 4:03

Ugh. Yes, anything over (shudders) justin beiber.

ositoakaluis 16

Saturday 24 November 2012 5:13

The other guy had to get a mariachi band for his better half because holding a stereo over your head is dangerous the antenna could attract lightning

JoeGrant 12

Sunday 25 November 2012 7:27

17- dictionaries can only provide you with the definition of one word at a time. You'd have to find "*******" and "annoying" separately. But, seriously, mariachi bands are amazing!

ninjafury101 2

Saturday 24 November 2012 3:07

Buy bagpipes. Easy revenge.

ositoakaluis 16

Saturday 24 November 2012 5:19

it's not revenge that you should encourage. especially if your neighbors' take your advice and then your whole block gets accordions, flutes, bagpipes, and guitars and they all start to annoy each other at the same time.