Quality family time

By really mature, GRAN - 25/12/2012 20:59 - United States - El Macero

Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending." She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML
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thelindseyyy 4

...gotta love the holidays, where you're forced to deal with crazy-ass relatives.

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thelindseyyy 4

...gotta love the holidays, where you're forced to deal with crazy-ass relatives.

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jetsown08 21

To be honest, simply reading all these old people FMLs greatly enrages me. I can only imagine how bad holidays get for those with similar relatives... *massive spine-rupturing shiver*

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Lennes 12

There's nothing quite like the holidays to remind us all how blessed we are that our extended family doesn't live with us.

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Mearemoi 14

#42 - I resent that. I have to live with my grandmother and she rages out on my every day :(

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Tali147 16

Especially when your grandmother isn't afraid to fake a heart attack!

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MrSassypants 33

You may be able to win. You talk to her afterwards and say you'll try to give her a real heart attack by randomly scaring her at one point but not do so to make her just scared.... which may lead to a real heart attack.... hmm. I suppose you can't win.

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llamafish 25

I think it depends on what we define as a "win".

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BlueFlatts 20

OP should have pretended to be sick.

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llamafish 25

I mean it depends on whether a real heart attack would or would not be considered a victory for OP.

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BlueMoonCafe 12

Some people are just hard to please. It was immature on her part to flip out over something like dishes in the first place.

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winkydog4056 16

#5_Totally irrelevant, but Winky LOVES your profile pic!!!!!!!!!! Classic Winnie the Shit & Piglet too......the best!

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CharresBarkrey 15

Winnie the Shit? YOU'RE RUINING MY CHILDHOOD, WINKY!

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Klug_fml 7

I take it that you had a nice Christmas then?

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howdeedoo 22

Yes, I agree. I mean, who doesn't like being grounded?

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BryanThaMan 14

Sounds like someone had one cup too many of "Christmas cheer" ;)

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Can you enlightnen me? I don't get it...

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DanielleinDC 33

If Grandma had had any Christmas cheer, she wouldn't have flipped out over OP not doing the dishes or, when reminded of her negative reaction last time, would not have faked a heart attack. Grandma is like the Grinch.

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SquishFish 15

Respond by faking an allergic reaction to water as you're doing the dishes next time

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howdeedoo 22

54-There are people who have serious allergic reactions to skin contact with water. They can drink it, but if it spills on them or something they have a reaction

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nightDREAMERms 6

They had a small documentary on all that. If you search around, I'm sure you'll find it. Long story short, they limit the time they spend in the shower, and how often they do it; They end up covered in red irritated rashes every time.

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