By killme - 29/12/2012 22:33 - United States - Lewiston

Today, I was at church, when my mom's phone went off during the sermon. As if that wasn't humiliating enough for me, her ring tone was set to the Bed Intruder song. FML
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TheDeafWalrus 8

They climbing up yo window, and snatchin yo people up.

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GlitterValentina 12

At least it wasn't "I could make your bed rock."

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TheDeafWalrus 8

They climbing up yo window, and snatchin yo people up.

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selenagomezlover 8

Tryina rape them so you better hide yo kids hide yo wife hide yo kids hide yo wife and hide your husband too cos their rapin everybody out there

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PenguinBitch 43

So apparently...there's a RAPIST in Lincoln Park.........We gonna find you.....homeboy!

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astoryofroses 9

you don't have to come and confess, we lookin for you, we gon find you, we gon find you so you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that, homeboy, home home homeboy!

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ArielTheMermaid 17

We gotcho T-shirt, you don' left fingerprints and all. You are so dumb, yeah you are really dumb. Fo' real.

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HahaHokayThen 10

The man got away leaving behind evidence "I was attacked by some idiot in the projects"

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hiitisbrooke 28

SO He's climbin' in yo windows He's snatchin' yo people up Tryin ta rape so ya need to hide yo kids hide yo wife hide yo kids hide yo wife and hide yo husband cause' he's raping errbody out there

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TheChiver 7

I love people who can successfully do any song in a comment section in perfect order. You guys rock.

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omfgshiz 7

This thread just put a huge smile on my face. bless you all. *continues to hum song*

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GlitterValentina 12

At least it wasn't "I could make your bed rock."

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sux4u121 10

I know this isn't related at all, but every time I see your profile picture I see those awesome blue eyes.

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lilhellian 26

Try S.M.D. or Candyland that'll be emberassing

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poccocurantes 7

People still listen to Oingo Boingo? Personally I was thinking Goofys Concern by The Butthole Surfers.

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Merylwen 24

The pedobear song. Could it be worse than that?

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gummybear904 10

You can't make my bed rock, I have temperpedic!

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chriisteex 10

Try instrumental version of Milkshake

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rageandlove13 8

How about East Jesus Nowhere by Green Day?

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spikeisfat 6

Least it wasn't make it nasty by tyga

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atitud3 12

I believe "I just had sex" would be pretty awkvard as well...

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TheDeafWalrus 8

Highway to Hell*

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PenguinBitch 43

If that's the case, then I'll definitely go to hell with all the thumbs down.

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TheDeafWalrus 8

It's alright. Happens to the best of us.

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sens3sfailing 24

how dare you get the name of a song wrong! that is a classic song just like pour some salt on me, we are the winners, and violet rain!

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poccocurantes 7

Roadway to hell is the musak version. Hear it at the dentists all the time.

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LightningCactus 12

I'm surprised you spelt "slaughtered" correctly.

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MedKits 9

Most likely he got help from spellcheck #59

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

I know the feeling, my grandma's "hot stuff" ringtone went off at my great grandmas funeral a few months ago, it was hilarious yet wildly inappropriate. Or perhaps all too appropriate, some people would rather keep the mood light when they die. :P Now I'm just getting off topic, I'm sorry Op.

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Enslaved 36

Your grandmother that's a nun? Probably not but how extra funny if it were!(:

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lilhellian 26

I immediately thought of Noor when I read "nun" lol..

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Nah it was my step-grandma actually, my actual grandma couldn't make it up from the convent and I doubt she could figure out how to set a ringtone in the first place :P but that would have made for a better story I suppose!

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Enslaved 36

I've read some of Noor's comments and she's no nun! :P

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lilhellian 26

She appears to be a nun but we all know the truth.. The assassin assassinated the nunness in her!

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XxDevilxXGt 26

No you don't understand, she is the assassin, who assassinated a nun and took her identity. Sneaky beaky

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lilhellian 26

I wonder what Noor thinks of all this..

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poccocurantes 7

I was under the impression she was a red head, hence she's the cat.

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TheFirstSamurai 18

She don't have to come and confess we're lookin for her we gon find her we gon find her.

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Ellenpop 15

So she can run and tell that, homeboy. She is so dumb, she is really dumb.

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Kalipczo 21

It happens, everyone probably forgot about it by the time mass was over or when they got home.

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deadpool97_fml 3

not every church has mass, if I'm correct that's just for Catholics

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Kalipczo 21

Oh, im sorry, by the time church was done with and everyone went home, they probably forgot about it.

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perdix 29

Worse yet, she shoved it into your bag and screamed, "Silence your infernal tool of Satan, ye harlot!"

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ICastillo 24

On my god. You guys are so going to hell for that.

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lilhellian 26

They're gonna take the "High Way to Hell!"

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nycwrestler 17

Or the roadway to hell.

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lilhellian 26

*Shoots 38* No, just no. >.> Never mess with a classic!

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nycwrestler 17

'Twas a reference to previous comment

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MrPlopper 9

41- you seem to have an amazing habit of commenting something that is clever, and then ******** on it.

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GothickNihilist 15

At least it wasn't God is Dead by nine inch nails aka the song based on Nitezche philosophy.

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CinnamonBunny 16

Sorry, but Nietzsche's*. I sort of feel like a nihilist needs to know how to spell it properly.

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Metallica36176 16

I'm pretty sure "God hates us all" by Slayer couldve been slighty worse.

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otoniel 4

Lol you should have played it off like you didn't know her by staring at her along with the rest of the congregation

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