By musicalducky - 05/01/2013 22:04 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I bought myself a pair of beautiful, hand-crafted earrings with lighthouses on them. My mother was quick to point out the lighthouses look like dicks. I don't think I can ever wear them again. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 179
You deserved it 5 453

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musicalducky 21

Haha, now that I've noticed it, I would gladly exchange them if I could. Unfortunately I bought them at a craft market, and therefore have no way to return them. I'll likely just hold onto them and possibly give them to someone as a gift. Or maybe I'll just wear them. They are really pretty until someone points out the lighthouses look like dicks.

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Lorysa 11

If you love them, wear them anyway! Who cares? At least they look like pretty dicks. :)

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PantyGAMES 10

You can always return them! Or just embrace the fact that it'll look like you're wearing penis earrings.

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PantyGAMES 10

You can always return them! Or just embrace the fact that it'll look like you're wearing penis earrings.

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musicalducky 21

Haha, now that I've noticed it, I would gladly exchange them if I could. Unfortunately I bought them at a craft market, and therefore have no way to return them. I'll likely just hold onto them and possibly give them to someone as a gift. Or maybe I'll just wear them. They are really pretty until someone points out the lighthouses look like dicks.

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charvisioku 22

21: Is your username 'Disguised' because you disguise what you're trying to say by completely disregarding grammar and sentence structure? ;)

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superpoptart 24

Guys 21 is referencing and old meme. Look it up

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TheChiver 7

#42 A long time ago on 4chan a user first wrote that incoherent sentence. It sparked much debate over what it meant. Websites such as Facebook, Twitter, Reddit, and YouTube have attempted to decipher it. Not until recently has someone been able to. The deciphered sentence actually is..."Has any video game company really taken such measure to make a game so realistic?" Elementary, my dear FML users.

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Lorysa 11

If you love them, wear them anyway! Who cares? At least they look like pretty dicks. :)

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Catkam623 27

Ya dicks are good I never take mine off;)

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Exaspera 54

That's your Mom's problem. If you like them, wear them.

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NYM88 26

Gift them to your mother, perhaps? ;)

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mwali02 32

Pride week earrings.

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FML_TJ 21

Congratulations. You are now the proud owner of a pair of penis earrings. OP contact you for payment information. Thanks for shopping!

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LiterOfCola 16

You guys got trolled hard. 21 did that on purpose obviously lol

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B1TCH 2

She did you a favor... atleast you wern`t wearing them and have a stranger point it out in public... btw why would you want to wear lighthouse earrings?

screenager5 35

It's called personal taste. Just because you wouldn't wear lighthouse earrings doesn't mean someone else, like OP, wouldn't!

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oj101 33

I don't think it actually happened. It sounds extremely similar to Noor's FML about buying a lighthouse which lights up as gift for her mother, who rejected it much to OP's surprise.

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screenager5 35

This FML has absolutely nothing to do with that one. The one and only thing the two entries have in common is the lighthouses. Noor's had nothing to do with a comparison to dicks, and this one had nothing to do with giving a gift to her mother which was rejected. I think you're just crazy.

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insomnimaniak 19

You will now be forever consumed with the thought that you look like you broke out of jail or look like a clown, or in this case, have dicks hanging off your ears.

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mystashisgone 6

Ahh living the dream... Who could complain?

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screenager5 35

I guess you just don't have a dirty mind like the rest of us here on FML if you didn't notice lighthouses have a very phallic shape :x

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Pleonasm 35

I guess you're wet behind the ears, then.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Penis earrings might be a turn on for some guys. It may give them an....earection!

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gc327072 30

Ear sex is fine, just don't get hearing aids! And remember, once you go black, you go deaf.

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misspulkadot24 17

I love when overly honest mothers point out things AFTER the fact. "Oh honey, that dress is not flattering." "Thanks mom. Now off to prom..."

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spaboolly 26

Haircuts are possibly the worst example of this.

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mbuck87 19

Well they can't see the haircut before obviously?

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Schizomaniac 24

Which makes them the worst example.

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annie_nk 22

18-So true. I donated a foot to locks of love and my mom moped around for the rest of the day because "all my hair was gone". My hair was an inch past my shoulders after a foot was cut.

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a1f0sff 25

Exchange them for something else? Give to your best friend as a joke? You can even give it as a present to your enemy!

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screenager5 35

4- Such a weird, all-over-the-place comment. Clowns, jail, and ear-dicks... I'm afraid I'm lost.

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insomnimaniak 19

It was a reference to Jenna Marbles. Probably too subtle...

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Despereaux 15

Regift them. And if someone points out what they look like, start bawling like a baby and say "you don't like them? I picked them out especially for you!" and don't talk to them for a week. That way there is no way they will try to give them back to you, and they are out of your hair forever.

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MagicStallion 9

Read this comment wrong thinking it said "Regedit them" xDD

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