Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking out of my girlfriend's house with her when...

By Anonymous - 16/01/2013 05:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I was walking out of my girlfriend's house with her when I saw her thong drying on the rack. I picked it up, sniffed it and put it on my face as a joke. She replied with, "Those are my mother's." FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 542

You deserved it 53 650

End-of-year festivities: New Year's Eve fun and frolics
End the year on a high note with anecdotes where every New Year's Eve firecracker is synonymous with laughter! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 387

You deserved it 103 234

By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 842

You deserved it 4 837

This is fine

By TheywearintheDIRTYlaundrybasket! - 26/03/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 565

You deserved it 223

By smellsgood - 13/03/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 426

You deserved it 11 385

By noname - 03/01/2009 03:26 - France

Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 556

You deserved it 2 601

By bleachingmykidsbrains - 01/07/2015 23:38 - Canada - Montréal

Today, my mother-in-law started chasing my kids around her house to make them smell her freshly-washed underwear. They were thongs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 788

You deserved it 1 731

By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 522

You deserved it 1 365

By Anonymous - 11/03/2013 21:52 - United States - Lake Dallas

Today, thinking my girlfriend had left her little black thong in the dryer to tease me, I sent her a picture of me seductively posing with it. She didn't text back, but a few hours later my 16 year old daughter asked if she'd left anything in the dryer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 540

You deserved it 53 273

Flavor of the month

By potpurri_needed - 10/06/2009 17:37 - United States

Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 192

You deserved it 60 988

By Dulieu - 10/02/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 233

You deserved it 168 398

teamlightskin 14

Wednesday 16 January 2013 12:00

Ewww : / i mean they were clean but still....thats gross!!

maz95 17

Wednesday 16 January 2013 12:01

Bet you won't be looking at her mother the same way again.

Comments

teamlightskin 14

Wednesday 16 January 2013 12:00

Ewww : / i mean they were clean but still....thats gross!!

dhenri 9

Wednesday 16 January 2013 14:17

Maybe the mom's a Milf???

happle 21

Wednesday 16 January 2013 14:39

That doesn't make it less gross.

melbournearsenal 18

Wednesday 16 January 2013 15:52

49, It makes a huge difference !

alan831 9

Wednesday 16 January 2013 12:01

*barf*

alan831 9

Thursday 17 January 2013 7:58

That's still a bit too much.

maz95 17

Wednesday 16 January 2013 12:01

Bet you won't be looking at her mother the same way again.

KaeporaGaebora 4

Thursday 17 January 2013 0:45

At least the mom didn't see. That would be a whole new level of awkwardness.

Comoke1024 19

Tuesday 11 February 2014 18:07

This is why you do not put underwear on your face. Bad OP!

CsHx 16

Wednesday 16 January 2013 12:01

Why would you do that

Feared 9

Wednesday 16 January 2013 15:43

I'm assuming part of the reason wasn't for a jokes sake. Guys can get aroused from the smell of womanly parts. Therefore, by sniffing the thong... Well I think you get the point.