Brain fart

By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 14:58 - United States - Springfield

Today, of the two IDs I possess, I handed the cop that pulled me over the fake one. FML
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permannator 10

"No officer, I promise that's real! My real name is mclovin"

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courtney680 17

You're a dumbass.

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permannator 10

"No officer, I promise that's real! My real name is mclovin"

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broncos67 9

The need to point out a Superbad reference = thumbs down

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apax 9

I almost got divorced for saying "I am Mcloving" repeatedly after that film.

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byron17 26

Only if the police officer was just as crazy as them...then the world would be a messed up place...now I am rambling...I think i'll have bacon for dinner..seeyah FMLers!!

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Welshite 39

You had a 50/50 chance. I suppose he laughed when he realized your name was Anita Goodlay.

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Pleonasm 35

Just hope he isn't Officer Petty and that he doesn't make you Ben Dover.

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maz95 17

Well you shouldn't have a fake one in the first place.

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420Zombie 17

especially if he has a real I.d. at that!

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BronayPonay 6

I take it your not too close to 18 yet...

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Qwermy 16

He's probably 18-19, but wants to drink. The drinking age is 21, which seems silly enough to me that I can sympathize with those who use fake ID for buying booze. But those who get caught deserve it for idiocy.

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jelly713 19

I strongly suggest keeping that in a different spot rather than in the same wallet as your real ID. You deserve it for not being smart about possessing a fake ID. You know the risk of carrying a fake ID around. YDI.

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license2chill 5

I don't think that's the point. Now why would you have a fake one in the first place? OP deserves this regardless of his/her age.

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jelly713 19

I never said it had anything to do with age. It has to do with choice. If OP is willing to get a fake ID knowing its illegal, OP has to be prepared for the consequences, good & bad.

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HeadlessSparrow 20

Maybe you'll receive a fake ticket...

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lishajoy777 14

Doubt it. smh.

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karlcolt45 19

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Sandman366 6

75- In many cases, tl;dr basically means "I'm too lazy to be bothered with reading something longer than a tweet", but the direct translation is "too long, didn't read".

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

This is why you LOOK AT THE BLOODY CATD FIRST.

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lilhellian 26

Lol I was wondering why you'd have a bloody cat..

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pipinya 8

And a bloody catd, at that! They're much harder to come by

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iSpasticFantasti 14

This is why you REREAD THE BLOODY COMMENT FIRST! :P

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shaww 28

Your fault for not looking at the damn card first.

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curlstar 6

Only if you can before the cop gets to the window. If they see you have more than one, especially younger looking drivers, they'll want to see them all.

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