Kids: Today, it was the first dress rehearsal at a community theater....

By EmmaleeSupertramp - 14/02/2014 03:16 - United States

Today, it was the first dress rehearsal at a community theater. I'm playing a grandma to a bunch of little kids, and the guy who is playing the grandpa wears a fat suit. I put on my costume and one of the kids comes up to me and says, "Are you wearing a fat suit too?" and pokes my stomach. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 04:53 - United States

Today, everyone commented on how realistic my "fat suit" was. I didn't dress up for Halloween. FML

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By LadyJane - 04/01/2009 10:15 - France

Today, at a rehearsal, a friend poked me: "My mother is in the orchestra, guess who she is!" I jokingly answer: "Erm…The fat singer?". It was. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:50 - Canada - London

Today, even though I'm overweight, I was feeling alright about the way I looked in the historical costume I'm required to wear by my job. A little kid came in and asked me if I was having a baby. Guess I don't look as good as I thought. FML

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By Audrey Anna Grace Somers - 12/05/2019 14:00

Today, I was trying on a dress at my grandmother's house. When I posed for her, she told me she would expand the waist, because I won't be sucking in the whole time I would be wearing it. The joke's on you Grandma, I've been sucking my stomach in since I was twelve years old. FML

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By superman_not - 10/06/2009 15:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to play the role of Superman in a production on stage. They had to stuff my underwear because my 'thing' wasn't big enough. FML

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By Beast - 30/03/2013 06:57 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I was cast as beast in my high school's production of Beauty and the Beast. My Grandma's input? "At least they won't need any makeup." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, it was Halloween, and I was giving candy to kids. When a group of kids who looked like they were around 4 years old came up to me and said, "Hey mister, do you have one of those things that make it look like you are fat under your shirt?" I didn't have one of those, but I lied and said, "Yes." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2013 17:06 - Ireland - Donegal

Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML

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By okaythen6 - 09/12/2009 11:13 - United States

Today, I showed up on set for a film that I booked a role in weeks ago. At the time of the audition, the script was being rewritten, so today I was so excited and eager to be told what my role would entail. When they handed me the script, my character was described as a fat, ugly, awkward girl. FML

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By twitch01 - 09/08/2009 07:31 - United States

Today, as a joke, my friends and I decided to put me in a dress and makeup, to creep out a friend. I'm a guy. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I so willingly volunteered to wear the dress and the makeup, or the fact that I thought it was comfy and made me look slim. FML

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PenguinBitch 43

Friday 14 February 2014 9:14

"Oh my. What fat stomach you have" "Only because it's filled with little kids like you my dear." >:)

ihavenolifehaha 16

Friday 14 February 2014 9:06

Time to start exercising OP!

Comments

ihavenolifehaha 16

Friday 14 February 2014 9:06

Time to start exercising OP!

Amberosia 10

Friday 14 February 2014 10:48

That's rude.

expectcriticism 13

Friday 14 February 2014 15:24

Only if she takes it that way, otherwise it is a helpful suggestion that would do her well to follow

LadySalazara 6

Friday 14 February 2014 16:28

You need to lose some serious weight.......grandma ;)

ClassyFade 9

Friday 14 February 2014 19:53

Maybe time to hit the gym OP?

ClassyFade 9

Friday 14 February 2014 19:55

Or bitch slap that lil twat

Rababco 29

Friday 14 February 2014 22:17

@16 Exercise is always good for you, it doesn't matter if OP's skinny or fat.

Bilbo_Swaggins 5

Saturday 15 February 2014 7:29

fmls like this annoy me. If you think your life is ****** then just eat better and exercise. If you don't want to then you might be fat.

purrypie 9

Thursday 20 February 2014 15:51

Either can work just fine! :D

woainishamu 21

Friday 14 February 2014 9:07

Kids and their innocent comments.

kenleybunch 15

Friday 14 February 2014 15:52

Sometimes I feel like they know that they're being total buttheads.

drayloon 50

Friday 14 February 2014 9:10

Kids say the darnedest things

outoftown 26

Friday 14 February 2014 9:10

Time to start acting, OP. "Of course I am! Looks real, doesn't it?"

jazzy_123 20

Friday 14 February 2014 9:11

aww don't take it to heart. Kids are like that. My baby cousin came up to me once and patted my butt and.said to my uncle "daddy what's that??" lol it was cute

PenguinBitch 43

Friday 14 February 2014 9:14

"Oh my. What fat stomach you have" "Only because it's filled with little kids like you my dear." >:)

freckleface221 19

Friday 14 February 2014 9:21

When an adult calls you fat they're full of shit. When a kid calls you fat... you're fat.

trulypar 34

Friday 14 February 2014 9:22

I would have just smiled and said, "nope, it's all me." Kids are just kids, they lack brain filters. Luckily, when they say something like that there's no animosity to it, unlike when people are being rude.

Wizardo 33

Friday 14 February 2014 9:28

Doesn't have to be a negative thing, use it as a wake up call and slowly start moving towards a more healthy lifestyle. I'm surprised you didn't Rio this kid a new one with a razor sharp remark OP, being an FML grandma and all.