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Glad he's your ex. What a dick! FYL indeed.
Clearly he's the dumped and can't take it like a man . What an immature child . OP's ex going to jail for a certain amount of time for property damage is justice enough , in my opinion .
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Show it anywayGget him a few years in jail? Murder? Really? Lol #21,#23,#33, I don't think either of you were legal trained. One track minded rednecks with unrealistic and overzealous expectations. Worst he can be done for is theft - which let's face it; monetary fine? "Have fun in the blizzard" could be manipulated to different viewpoints. For instance: the message could imply he wants to make her travels difficult (not a crime), or that he wants her to enjoy the snow (not a crime), or that he wants to disadvantage her by stealing her chains (crime). Who says his intent is murder? Most people would be able to call for help or they'd have winter clothes in their car.
#52 I love how no one understands your sarcasm.
I'm pretty sure, the "bitch" at the end makes it pretty clear what the intentions of the theft were (ie: purely malicious).
People need to calm down with this attempted murder stuff. She just can't drive in the snow, cutting her breaks would be attempted murder.
"Today, I stole my exes snow chains right before she went driving through the mountains, leaving a note that said, "Have fun with the blizzard, bitch." She took the note to the police and now I'm off to court. FML."
As pissed as I'd be if something like this happened to me, I think that your suggestion is just a little over the top. I would stick with property damage. Much more passive-aggressive.
That's horrible. You should go and get them back. And slash his tired while you're at it.
Slash his tires indeed, but only 3 of them, if you slash all 4 his insurance will cover it, if you slash only 3 he'll have to pay everything from his own pocket. ;)
13-- you seem to know this really well. I am going to assume you are an insurance adjuster.
Or, ya know, call the police and report ex for theft.
Police: "Hello what is your problem?" OP:"Yes, my ex boyfriend stole my tire chains." Police: *static* Stolen tire chains are the least of worries for most police departments. They have bigger problems usually. They are not going to start an investigation or be on the lookout for something like a tire chain.
How nice of her
It clearly says op is female.
Females can't have female ex's?
#40 nope
And why not?
@47 Try telling that the the thousands of lesbians and bisexuals happily in a relationship with another female.
Lesbian? Of course OP is not a lesbian I'm just replying to the comment
The majority of people in the world are straight. So we assume op is straight just like anything else.
Most people are actually bisexual.
I find it amusing that people are assuming the sex of the person one way or another right away because of the use of the word bitch. I hope you're okay OP, that is very dangerous and your ex is an asshole, whether they're a male or a female.
Your point? How does the gender of OP determine the gender her ex? Jumping to conclusions isn't good for intelligent thought
If a female tells me "my ex did this" I'm going to think her ex is a guy. If a dude tells me "my ex did this" I'm going to think its a female. It has nothing to do with the word choice of "bitch" by OPs ex. Critical thinking and reasoning, a dying skill set.
I swear to god, everything becomes gender issued or biased on this app.
#92: Don't forget the "Hitler Did Nothing Wrong" tangent!
#48, what if they're not straight? I'm female, but I'm more likely to date a woman.
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Show it anywayYou put chains on your tires in snowy or icy road conditions.
The chains are for making driving in snowy/icy conditions safer. It gives you more control of your vehicle. (They go on the wheels.) Just look up "Snow chains for cars" on Google.
Your ex is the biggest douche.
What an asshole!
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Glad he's your ex. What a dick! FYL indeed.
I almost never say damage someone else's vehicle...... But in this case a few dead fish in the trunk of his/her car is the best revenge.