Drugs and Miscellaneous: Our house

Our house

By Anonymous - 11/05/2014 19:22 - United States

Today, I moved into my new house. The previous occupants failed to tell me that they'd recently kicked out their crazy crackhead son, who seems to think they've paid me to pretend that they've moved out and that I'm the new owner. He wants back in. FML

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By Ghettogirl4life - 12/07/2011 13:34 - United States

Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML

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By ishyboo - 27/02/2016 22:59 - United States - Baraboo

Today, I let my estranged husband move back in with my son and me. Later, his pregnant and underage girlfriend knocked on my door, crying about how her mom kicked her out. I'm such a pushover, they're in my bed and I'm on the couch. FML

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Get out

By Anonymous - 16/03/2021 11:59 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my abusive ex-husband thought it was a good idea to buy the house next door and start living there immediately. Looks like I gotta move. FML

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You deserved it 86

By Almost_Homeless - 23/04/2014 12:43 - Canada - London

Today, my landlord started showing my apartment, where I have lived and paid rent for over 2 years, to prospective tenants. I didn't realize that I was moving. FML

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Freeloadin' freewheelin'

By Anonymous - 26/02/2022 04:00

Today, my screw-up brother turned up at my house, expecting to move in rent free. Apparently, mom kicked him out and sent him to me. He's a freeloading demon, who's almost impossible to get rid of, so I told him to get lost and locked my door. Now my mom calls every 5 minutes to call me a selfish asshole. FML

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You deserved it 92

By Foreverathome - 28/09/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, after months of telling my parents I was going to live on my own, I finally moved out. Not even 24 hours being out of their house, some reject burned down the apartment complex I live in. Guess who's moving back home. FML

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Strapped for cash

By Anonymous - 10/11/2023 03:00 - United States - Dallas

Today, my now ex-best friend decided to sell his house. This wouldn't be a problem if he hadn't asked me to live in it and look after it, which I've been doing for two years while he's abroad, and is the result of his loud-mouthed, obese mother leading him around by the nose, and forcing both of us to pay her bills. FML

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You deserved it 398

By Uhohwemadeamistake - 29/09/2017 16:00

Today, my new neighbor broke into our new house because his key didn't work. We just closed on the house this week and changed the locks when footprints were found in the bathtub after the cleaning crew went through. FML

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You deserved it 214

By 44magnumtime - 06/08/2012 17:57 - Canada - Oakville

Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML

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Hard no

By Eduardo - 18/04/2021 20:00

Today, my 30-year old cousin, who is unemployed, parasitic and never completed high-school, whose girlfriend is a crack addict, wants to move into my place. He was evicted from an apartment building two weeks ago for assaulting some neighbors. FML

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You deserved it 86

whaime 10

Monday 12 May 2014 1:39

Time to call the police! lol

rocker_chick23 27

Monday 12 May 2014 1:39

Call the police.

Comments

whaime 10

Monday 12 May 2014 1:39

Time to call the police! lol

silvercamaro 22

Monday 12 May 2014 2:16

Or just call the parents, they could probably straighten everything out for OP. Of that doesn't work then yes, call the cops

PIGaming 21

Monday 12 May 2014 5:15

"Better call Saul!"

Ghosty546 16

Monday 12 May 2014 6:45

@21 if he's a crackhead he's probably not in the best state of mind to listen to reason.

PageantGirlXOXO 16

Monday 12 May 2014 7:09

21: Unless they moved out to avoid their son. Which is shitty for OP. You can't reason with crackheads very well.

incoherentrmblr 21

Tuesday 13 May 2014 6:48

They say you are the company you keep...

rocker_chick23 27

Monday 12 May 2014 1:39

Call the police.

Demig0d6 14

Monday 12 May 2014 7:31

Or et him in and becomes friends

ThatPlankton 15

Monday 12 May 2014 14:40

Crackhead (E.T.) phone home.

Kiki242 19

Monday 12 May 2014 1:39

Call the police if he doesn't leave you alone.

KingLewisII 34

Monday 12 May 2014 1:40

Well, home is where you make it

UnicornFarts 15

Monday 12 May 2014 3:42

You like to see homos naked.

s7evin 12

Monday 12 May 2014 8:36

You like to see homos naked??

STEALTHHUNTER88 13

Monday 12 May 2014 1:40

Home is where the crackhead breaks in!

Tdrizzzzzly 19

Monday 12 May 2014 1:45

He probably left his stash in one of the air vents. Just give it back!

psycheiris13 20

Monday 12 May 2014 1:48

No wonder they didn't tell you! Haha but seriously you don't have to put up with him in any way, it's your house and if he doesn't stop get the police involved.