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By barf - 06/02/2015 23:00 - Ireland

Today, I experienced the horror of walking in on my best friend fondling his tits. Yes, "his". FML

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You deserved it 3 274

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By leeceetaylor99 - 15/07/2013 16:47 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

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You deserved it 3 896

By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 369

You deserved it 679

By hb1 - 04/06/2016 18:15 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML

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You deserved it 3 165

Gross

By Sticky floor - 27/07/2018 05:00

Today, my best friend and roommate has decided to "stop being controlled by society" while at home. This involves him walking around naked, masturbating whenever he wants, and not cleaning up his guys. I've stepped in it three times already. FML

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You deserved it 387

By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 235

You deserved it 3 758

By DusterOverBits - 23/09/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 385

You deserved it 44 844

By backstabbed - 29/10/2011 07:22 - Australia

Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 583

You deserved it 3 110

Moobs

By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML

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You deserved it 54 703

The nickname that sticks

By boobswerehere - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Reno

Today, I went to visit my best friend at her house. I saw her five year-old brother playing in the front yard, and as I walked up to the door he shouted, "Boobs are here! Boobs are here!" FML

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You deserved it 1 570

Quick thinking

By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 00:04 - United States - Mount Jackson

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and best friend making out. His explanation was that he was trying to stop her from having an allergic reaction to peanut butter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 458

You deserved it 2 013

WCARlover 34

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:28

Hmm a case with an independent man who don't need no woman apparently..

tykatdesigns 13

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:23

That's kinky

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tykatdesigns 13

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:23

That's kinky

IAmzephyr 22

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:23

well, the breasts are sensative areas in women and men

travellingfun 18

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:26

Should of played it off cool like, "hey, room for one more?"

newzealand 28

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:28

I'll go get the whipped cream ;)

brendejafulable 41

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:28

Exploring his body maybe?

slyde32 12

Sunday 8 February 2015 4:21

clearly

WCARlover 34

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:28

Hmm a case with an independent man who don't need no woman apparently..

cheeeksss 29

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:29

Boobs are fun and squishy.

paperroll880 16

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:29

Interesting... I wonder if he was looking for something?

fsomelife 26

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:45

The girl they should've been attached to.

man_eating_bunny 18

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:30

Why are they called "boobs"? Because: B- top view OO- front view b-side view

Crazynopantsman 11

Saturday 7 February 2015 10:25

Sir would have been more fitting with the FML.

ChristinePi 36

Saturday 7 February 2015 17:26

What about the s?

ncsMcLaren77 12

Sunday 8 February 2015 3:18

It's plural

eyebrowzzz 21

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:32

I can't even imagine the awkward stare that had to occur between you two

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mix it up and find a good place outdoors to have fun. After an hour of climbing up a rocky mountainside to a completely isolated clearing, out of the way of any hiking path, he was still so paranoid that he finished within 20 seconds. FML

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You deserved it 2 166

Today, I woke up to find out I'd had a wet dream last night. About someone other than my girlfriend. I don't remember anything about the dream, but my girlfriend remembers everything because apparently I talked throughout my dream, and she was right next to me listening. FML

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Today, my coworker came over to my desk and told me that I should protect my Twitter updates, because I had unknowingly made them public. My tweets include drinking stories, all the men I've hooked up with, various cuss words, sexual innuendos, and how much I hate my coworkers. FML

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Today, I realised that the last three people to see my intimate parts these last weeks were my beautician, my doctor and the lady who did my check up ultra sound. Oh, and I'm married. FML

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You deserved it 5 715

Today, my family and I were having turkey for dinner. My boyfriend leaned in towards me and muttered, "I'll stuff your turkey later". Everyone heard and the whole room went dead silent. FML

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You deserved it 8 851

Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd feel like a failure if he went to community college. I'm planning to go to community college next year. FML

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You deserved it 4 990

Today, it was the premiere of a huge play I've worked on for months. The latest week we've practised a lot, resulting in little sleep. In one of the scenes I'm just lying there pretending to be asleep. Guess who actually fell asleep? FML

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You deserved it 10 472

Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML

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You deserved it 67 737

Same thing different taste

Gross

Moobs

The nickname that sticks

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