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By barf - 06/02/2015 23:00 - Ireland

Today, I experienced the horror of walking in on my best friend fondling his tits. Yes, "his". FML

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By leeceetaylor99 - 15/07/2013 16:47 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

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By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

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You deserved it 678

By hb1 - 04/06/2016 18:15 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML

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You deserved it 3 164

Gross

By Sticky floor - 27/07/2018 05:00

Today, my best friend and roommate has decided to "stop being controlled by society" while at home. This involves him walking around naked, masturbating whenever he wants, and not cleaning up his guys. I've stepped in it three times already. FML

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You deserved it 386

By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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You deserved it 3 757

By DusterOverBits - 23/09/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

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You deserved it 44 843

By backstabbed - 29/10/2011 07:22 - Australia

Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML

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You deserved it 3 109

Moobs

By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML

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You deserved it 54 698

The nickname that sticks

By boobswerehere - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Reno

Today, I went to visit my best friend at her house. I saw her five year-old brother playing in the front yard, and as I walked up to the door he shouted, "Boobs are here! Boobs are here!" FML

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You deserved it 1 570

Quick thinking

By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 00:04 - United States - Mount Jackson

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and best friend making out. His explanation was that he was trying to stop her from having an allergic reaction to peanut butter. FML

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You deserved it 2 011

WCARlover 34

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:28

Hmm a case with an independent man who don't need no woman apparently..

tykatdesigns 13

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:23

That's kinky

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tykatdesigns 13

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:23

That's kinky

IAmzephyr 22

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:23

well, the breasts are sensative areas in women and men

travellingfun 18

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:26

Should of played it off cool like, "hey, room for one more?"

newzealand 28

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:28

I'll go get the whipped cream ;)

brendejafulable 41

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:28

Exploring his body maybe?

slyde32 12

Sunday 8 February 2015 4:21

clearly

WCARlover 34

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:28

Hmm a case with an independent man who don't need no woman apparently..

cheeeksss 29

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:29

Boobs are fun and squishy.

paperroll880 16

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:29

Interesting... I wonder if he was looking for something?

fsomelife 26

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:45

The girl they should've been attached to.

man_eating_bunny 18

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:30

Why are they called "boobs"? Because: B- top view OO- front view b-side view

Crazynopantsman 11

Saturday 7 February 2015 10:25

Sir would have been more fitting with the FML.

ChristinePi 36

Saturday 7 February 2015 17:26

What about the s?

ncsMcLaren77 12

Sunday 8 February 2015 3:18

It's plural

eyebrowzzz 21

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:32

I can't even imagine the awkward stare that had to occur between you two

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Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML

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Today, after about a year of keeping it a secret from my girlfriend, I told her about my foot fetish. She said "EWWWWWWWW!" and left. She's ignoring my calls and has changed her relationship status to single on Facebook. FML

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Today, in the middle of the supermarket, my 7 year old son asked me what a cocksucker is and why his mum always calls me that. FML

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Today, my 6-year-old daughter barged into the bathroom while I was peeing, inspected the toilet and said, "You're well hydrated, good job." FML

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Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML

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Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

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Today, my boyfriend of 9 months asked me to park in a parallel street from where he lives when dropping him off. Why? Because his mom might see me. He's 32. FML

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Today, I found a curly hair in my fries at a restaurant. It was disgusting, so I screamed at my waiter. To my surprise, they kicked me out of the restaurant for, "making a scene". They wouldn’t even replace my fries. When did the customer stop being right? FML

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Same thing different taste

Gross

Moobs

The nickname that sticks

Quick thinking

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