Miscellaneous: Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath...

By Anonymous - 27/06/2015 06:15 - Australia - Doncaster East

Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML

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By laurenmay - 06/03/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML

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Checked out

By Anonymous - 21/09/2019 16:01

Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML

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My eyes are up here

By LonelyCashier - 11/07/2019 20:00

Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML

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By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

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Sad and lonely

By yikes78 - 31/05/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I went to Macy's to buy some bras. After I paid, the old lady cashier noticed there was pen on one of the bras. By accident, I blurted out, "It's alright. No one's seeing them." The old lady nodded back in agreement. FML

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Put it away!

By Need eye bleach - 05/04/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 07:58 - United States

Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reached up, my watch got stuck on my shirt, resulting in my shirt lifting up. I just flashed my man-boobs to at least 20 senior citizens, and one of them even asked if he could have a feel. FML

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By scarred - 17/09/2018 15:30

Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2009 18:28 - United States

Today, while at the store, my fly became undone. It doesn't seem that bad unless an old lady comes to "zip it up for you." FML

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Thanks, I guess…

By unsatisfied - 09/03/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML

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pikachurro 18

Sunday 28 June 2015 8:51

Forget about the groceries, someone bag those bags!

TypicalSenpai 14

Sunday 28 June 2015 8:46

How has the therapy been working out for you? :(

Comments

TypicalSenpai 14

Sunday 28 June 2015 8:46

How has the therapy been working out for you? :(

JMichael 25

Sunday 28 June 2015 13:37

Well no matter how many sessions I do I can still hear the voices. They tell me the most horrible things..why won't they leave me be?

Jonkbaby 22

Friday 3 July 2015 17:24

This happened to me working at Lowes. A 50/60 something lady wore some kind of ultra see-through shirt in my line early in the morning. my mind must have been elsewhere cause it didn't register to me that her shirt was ultra see-through, so I wasn't really looking at her chest. It hit me a couple minutes later, I asked my coworker "uhh was that lady wearing a see through shirt?"

jbones24 22

Sunday 28 June 2015 8:49

Nobody on earth deserves this

nattlecakes 19

Sunday 28 June 2015 8:50

What a droopy day that must have been for you.

nattlecakes 19

Sunday 28 June 2015 9:30

Yeah that was a terrible attempt at a pun. I should have known better

pikachurro 18

Sunday 28 June 2015 8:51

Forget about the groceries, someone bag those bags!

dragonrider1959 18

Monday 29 June 2015 0:34

Those "not so fun bags"

Cads1 24

Sunday 28 June 2015 8:51

So you are not into the Cougars then?

DFMLharsh 20

Sunday 28 June 2015 9:20

There is a difference between cougars and granny-nannies.

Cads1 24

Sunday 28 June 2015 9:22

Lol, no need to split hairs.

Fern_Gully 20

Sunday 28 June 2015 8:51

Usually, at a certain age, people just give zero f*cks about social appropriateness and just pretend not to notice when things like that happen. It gives variety to their day. ;)

jmcgee17 20

Sunday 28 June 2015 8:53

Did they dangle to and fro?

lovelockdown23 23

Sunday 28 June 2015 8:56

Can you tie them in a knot

soulreaper12296 28

Sunday 28 June 2015 9:19

Can you tie them in a bow?

Smooth_Criminal 24

Sunday 28 June 2015 9:29

Can you you throw 'em over your shoulder like a Continental soldier?

SammieIsabella 15

Sunday 28 June 2015 12:15

Do your boobs hang low.

cmikey 14

Sunday 28 June 2015 8:54

Aww the poor thing! Just too old to care

TheGolfGTI 24

Sunday 28 June 2015 8:57

Not exactly her breast moment, eh?

keiNan_fml 35

Sunday 28 June 2015 14:56

neither his.

renjisgirl12 22

Sunday 28 June 2015 14:58

* Hers - OP is a girl

RabbitOfAurora 28

Sunday 28 June 2015 8:59

Don't be rude OP, while it may not have been appropriate a breast is just a breast no matter how old. You haven't been scared for life and will forget about it soon enough.