Transportation: Today, my cleavage got me out of a speeding ticket. That is,... - FML

By fat and broke - 28/06/2015 07:17 - United States - Federal Way

Today, my cleavage got me out of a speeding ticket. That is, until the officer looked up long enough to realize I'm a guy. FML

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By fuck my eyeballs - 01/12/2013 23:07 - United States - Rancho Palos Verdes

Today, I pulled over a speeding driver. I admit that I'd been hoping for this moment since I joined the police force; the moment a lady put her cleavage on display to get out of a ticket. Sadly, this lady was a senior citizen, and her breasts looked like two semi-deflated balloons. FML

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By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 14:13 - United States

Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2009 00:32 - United States

Today, I got my first speeding ticket. Looking it over, I was surprised to see that the officer listed my height accurately despite never having seen me standing. I complimented his uncanny ability and asked if it was part of police training. He then informed me that he read it on my license. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2015 04:50 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I had to close my eyes in shame and pretend I didn't exist, as my mom gave a cop a good look at her wrinkled, prune-like cleavage and tried to convince him that the speed limit is optional. FML

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By Beegee - 21/08/2013 04:40 - United States - Denver

Today, I got a speeding ticket. I couldn't find my insurance card, and the cop was very nice. He said not to worry about it, that I "looked like someone who had insurance." I'm not sure how to take that. FML

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By Wick - 26/05/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML

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By Hypocrite - 16/04/2017 12:00

Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML

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By shook - 06/09/2017 14:00 - United States - Clermont

Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML

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tormcn 26

Monday 29 June 2015 8:29

You should have taken your nipple out. Make him question his sexuality.

Miss_Mandi 29

Monday 29 June 2015 8:28

He wasn't gay? Damnit.

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Miss_Mandi 29

Monday 29 June 2015 8:28

He wasn't gay? Damnit.

ghetto_child 19

Monday 29 June 2015 8:28

might be time to hit the gym!

Dave_Davington 33

Monday 29 June 2015 10:02

And after you're done hitting it, maybe head inside and do some exercise.

ohjoy15 33

Monday 29 June 2015 10:31

Well look! Whether he was a super fit guy or a bit overweight: he still would have gotten a ticket either way. What's amazing is he managed to get out of one for some time. I'm female and I can't even make that happen...

christinamarie17 29

Monday 29 June 2015 8:29

Take it as a compliment? You make a lovely woman?

LeashaJoy5595 28

Tuesday 30 June 2015 9:36

Well, maybe not since he wasn't able to get out of the ticket, but at least he has desirable cleavage!

tormcn 26

Monday 29 June 2015 8:29

You should have taken your nipple out. Make him question his sexuality.

Chiharo 15

Monday 29 June 2015 16:07

Maybe wiggle it, to see if he enjoys it.

nela25 23

Monday 29 June 2015 17:35

#freethenipple

allred1997 19

Monday 29 June 2015 8:29

If he's that oblivious to things he shouldn't be a cop

ChloeMeyers_Xo 16

Tuesday 30 June 2015 5:08

Let's be real, once a man sees a pair of breasts he is then automatically declared legally blind to the rest of the world around him. It doesn't matter if he's a cop or a crook, titts are titts.

PenguinBitch 43

Monday 29 June 2015 8:30

They still know it's you Bruce.

EclipseCandy6 24

Monday 29 June 2015 8:30

Were you wearing a V-neck?

Daevas 18

Monday 29 June 2015 8:30

I feel bad now. Not because the op had cleavage, but because the cop was swayed by it -_-

SubparAtBest 23

Monday 29 June 2015 11:00

The officer is probably well known for trying to get it on. Let me put it like this. When he walks in the room the fish stop swimming.

ZombieVampirez 24

Monday 29 June 2015 8:30

Should of pulled your shirt down a little further. ;)

Marcelb 17

Monday 29 June 2015 12:22

*Should have

ZombieVampirez 24

Friday 3 July 2015 22:53

My bad. Wasn't paying attention.

AlvvaysRedPilots 9

Monday 29 June 2015 8:31

I don't know if I should press "your life sucks" or "you deserve it"... From what I see, it's a "comical and unforgettable laughter."

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