Transportation: Today, my cleavage got me out of a speeding ticket. That is,... - FML

By fat and broke - 28/06/2015 07:17 - United States - Federal Way

Today, my cleavage got me out of a speeding ticket. That is, until the officer looked up long enough to realize I'm a guy. FML

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By fuck my eyeballs - 01/12/2013 23:07 - United States - Rancho Palos Verdes

Today, I pulled over a speeding driver. I admit that I'd been hoping for this moment since I joined the police force; the moment a lady put her cleavage on display to get out of a ticket. Sadly, this lady was a senior citizen, and her breasts looked like two semi-deflated balloons. FML

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By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 14:13 - United States

Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2009 00:32 - United States

Today, I got my first speeding ticket. Looking it over, I was surprised to see that the officer listed my height accurately despite never having seen me standing. I complimented his uncanny ability and asked if it was part of police training. He then informed me that he read it on my license. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2015 04:50 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I had to close my eyes in shame and pretend I didn't exist, as my mom gave a cop a good look at her wrinkled, prune-like cleavage and tried to convince him that the speed limit is optional. FML

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By Beegee - 21/08/2013 04:40 - United States - Denver

Today, I got a speeding ticket. I couldn't find my insurance card, and the cop was very nice. He said not to worry about it, that I "looked like someone who had insurance." I'm not sure how to take that. FML

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By Wick - 26/05/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML

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By Hypocrite - 16/04/2017 12:00

Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML

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By shook - 06/09/2017 14:00 - United States - Clermont

Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML

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tormcn 26

Monday 29 June 2015 8:29

You should have taken your nipple out. Make him question his sexuality.

Miss_Mandi 29

Monday 29 June 2015 8:28

He wasn't gay? Damnit.

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namibian 13

Monday 29 June 2015 9:07

Did you also blow him a kiss?

gerardmuch 3

Monday 29 June 2015 9:37

feel lucky. there are girls with one at all

stark_fear 15

Monday 29 June 2015 9:42

I tried that once, got a ticket for public indecency.

thefmlman2011 36

Monday 29 June 2015 9:53

i was going to say YDI, but i read that your a guys your life sucks. hit up tbe gym one day soon

blahblah005 16

Monday 29 June 2015 10:16

it's ur fault for speeding

MandieL 27

Monday 29 June 2015 11:24

It's funny, you're the first one that pointed that out.

Pashazil 10

Monday 29 June 2015 11:23

Yet another unrealistic standard for men.

MandieL 27

Monday 29 June 2015 11:28

I agree with 26, you were speeding, so getting a ticket is your fault. As well, I'm very curious. Usually to have enough cleavage to look like a females breast, you would need to have a large amount of body fat, so I'm wondering if mr. Police man is into larger women, or is just really into boobs that he didn't notice the big belly along with the big boobs. Not trying to be insensitive here, just curious what the cop was actually thinking/seeing.

lulinator 40

Monday 29 June 2015 17:06

Also, to see cleavage, you need to have a low-cut top. Wondering what OP was wearing...

nomrana 14

Monday 29 June 2015 11:42

It almost worked... Almost!

mikuxxhatsune 32

Monday 29 June 2015 12:02

Thats (unfortunetly) hilarious

Abhinow 7

Monday 29 June 2015 13:16

wish you had shaved legs too ;)

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