Pervy

By okaydisarray - 04/07/2015 02:31 - United States - Dayton

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Today, my husband's 70-year-old uncle came for a visit. Since we only have 2 bedrooms, we set him up in our daughter's room. Later, I glanced into the room and saw him masturbating in her bed. FML
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Emma1562 35

I have nothing to say but eeeeeeeeeeeeew

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_Reign_ 15

That's disgusting. But I guess at old age, some elders don't really care anymore.

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allforfun 23

Ask any nursing home staff, they'll tell you

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snowflake_3325 7

#75 yeah they have urges too (my mom worked in a nursing home for like 35 years, I've heard all the stories there are to hear lol) but that doesn't make it right for him to do as a guest in someone else's house, and even less so in his niece's bed. That leads to the question of why he was aroused in his niece's bed - totally innocent and mood just struck him? Or something more heinous? I still agree with the commenter that said maybe it's time for him to go... Edit - I guess it's grandniece, technically

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Slycooper997 11

Not on the old guy side. But guys get boners at completely random and bad times (actually surprised he could get one if he did)

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razoray9 22

Did it happen to be the "master" bed room

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ShowMeKay 20

No, he was just master of his domain lol

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littleking94 14

haha good pun. It was the daughters bedroom though, so no

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Emma1562 35

I have nothing to say but eeeeeeeeeeeeew

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PePziNL 20

With a side of "gross" and "get the **** out"

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Trinidad727 9

Everyone's got that creepy uncle.. As for the bed, there's no recovering from that, throw it out...

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RedPillSucks 31

by it, you mean the uncle, right? ..., right?

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littleking94 14

Or just wash the sheets? Ya know, instead of buying a whole new mattress

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Ava_Darkflame 26

I don't have a creepy uncle, but I have a crazy uncle. He chased my god mother with a machete once.

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wtffml1979 22

Counts as crazy... I have cousins like that

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rockwrench 18

Just because he's 70 doesn't mean he's dead.

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rockwrench 18

Forgot to mention that doing in their daughters bedroom is a little creapy.

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RedPillSucks 31

woosh... still creepy, though

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wtffml1979 22

@19 #12 meant that it doesn't necessarily mean he came.

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milehigh52 22

I'm kind of happy for him. The old man can still get it up at 70 years old. That's pretty impressive.

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wtffml1979 22

Yeah, great, he can get it up. But in a little girls room? There's such a thing as Respect... That's quite disgusting to even think about. He'd been gone without hesitation. No tolerance here.

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Malecent 13

Not to support it, but for all we know op's daughter could be 24 and had just moved out. Im just saying, it doesn't say it wad a little girl in the fml

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SnowxSakura 17

If he needed to wring one out so badly, he should have gone into the bathroom.

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wtffml1979 22

Oh I didn't even think of that. Geez that really could be the truth. In that case, spank on? Wether 2 or 24, still doesn't make it ok and still gotta go. Creepy either way. No matter the age I'm not ok with anyone jacking off in her bed or room.

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iPixelCheese 19

You need to talk to have a talk with him and your husband, and go over what is ok and not ok.

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