By MoxleyCrue - 17/08/2015 07:34 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I was attacked by a duck. I thought I was higher on the food chain than that. FML
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You deserved it 3 910

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MoxleyCrue 17

OP here. I was eating in its general proximity. That's what I was doing. Eating things it wanted.

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CliffyB03 28

Then he waddled away. Waddle waddle waddle. Till the very next day.

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leopardwilliam 22

Were you annoying it? Not sure if ydi or not

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Comments

kittykat1501 31

Wow. What did you do to it?!?!

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interesting33 36

Your responses are hilarious. Shame I can't upvote them

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kittykat1501 31

Apparently I'm not allowed to assume somebody did surging to cause a wild animal to attack them, judging by the negative votes on my comments. Sorry op.

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MoxleyCrue 17

It's a shame I don't live in a country that guarantees my safety from duck attacks.

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leopardwilliam 22

Were you annoying it? Not sure if ydi or not

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MoxleyCrue 17

OP here. I was eating in its general proximity. That's what I was doing. Eating things it wanted.

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Catdragon 40

Were you smacking your lips, op? Because that's pretty annoying.

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brenton490 19

It was at that moment OP knew he/she messed up!*put on glasses*

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WhatHappenedToIt 22

I think everyone gets attacked by fowl of some sort during their life span lol. I had a Canadian goose steal a pb&j sandwich from me when I was about 3. Hate those damn things.

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Hop6e 22

Hey least now ya know someone finds ya tasty lookin!

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CliffyB03 28

Then he waddled away. Waddle waddle waddle. Till the very next day.

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Kougeru 12

T_T. Right when I forgot that song existed

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mezochan 29

This is something I'd more expect from a goose than a duck.

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limegreenpoopie 31

Oh...don't underestimate ducks. They can jack you up SON.

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extrasnipes 22

Hey I can all caps the last word of my sentence ASWELL

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hellnosucka 27

except you didn't simply do that. you also had to join the last two words together and call them one word.

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