By MoxleyCrue - 17/08/2015 07:34 - United States - Pittsburgh
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OP here. I was eating in its general proximity. That's what I was doing. Eating things it wanted.
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Underestimated its vicious nature.
Your responses are hilarious. Shame I can't upvote them
It's a shame I don't live in a country that guarantees my safety from duck attacks.
Were you annoying it? Not sure if ydi or not
OP here. I was eating in its general proximity. That's what I was doing. Eating things it wanted.
Were you smacking your lips, op? Because that's pretty annoying.
It was at that moment OP knew he/she messed up!*put on glasses*
I think everyone gets attacked by fowl of some sort during their life span lol. I had a Canadian goose steal a pb&j sandwich from me when I was about 3. Hate those damn things.
what the duck, I bet that's what you yelled!
It's the thought that counts #4
Incoming duck puns
Who uses duck puns? You're quackers
Hey least now ya know someone finds ya tasty lookin!
Ive heard that this is more common than one would think
Me too
Hey! Got any grapes?
Bom bom bom bom bom babom
T_T. Right when I forgot that song existed
@#9 got any nails?
This is something I'd more expect from a goose than a duck.
Oh...don't underestimate ducks. They can jack you up SON.
Hey I can all caps the last word of my sentence ASWELL
except you didn't simply do that. you also had to join the last two words together and call them one word.
What a brave little duck! :)
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Then he waddled away. Waddle waddle waddle. Till the very next day.
Were you annoying it? Not sure if ydi or not