By Eminnis - 31/08/2015 03:27 - United States - Woodland Park

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Today, I walked in on my dad completely naked. When I expressed my displeasure, he told me to knock next time. I'd agree with him, if he hadn't been standing in the middle of the hallway in our very open living room. FML
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AbortionSurvivor 13

My dad used to do shit like this when I was growing up. When I asked why he simply replied "it's my house, I can do what I want"

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XxNekoLovexX 26

So apparently you need two things: #1: Brain bleach to get the image out of your head & #2: Common sense to knock into your father's head.

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XxNekoLovexX 26

So apparently you need two things: #1: Brain bleach to get the image out of your head & #2: Common sense to knock into your father's head.

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TheLostCauseFML 40

I'd agree... Open skull, scrub clean... pop the eyes in a golf ball washer and good as new... mostly..

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hkhan24 23

You'd hope there won't be a next time, but it sounds like he plans on doing this regularly.

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AbortionSurvivor 13

My dad used to do shit like this when I was growing up. When I asked why he simply replied "it's my house, I can do what I want"

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pleasedie 22

Hate people like that. It's understandable that you do whatever you want in your own home but at least have some common curtesy.

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shay_serendipity 29

My younger brother does that as well, walking around our house naked. It was semi-acceptable when he did it as a toddler and we all thought he'd grow out of it, but years later he's a middle schooler and still walks around naked with no shame. I'm glad my dad doesn't do that though, **** your and OP's lives.

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MandieL 27

My mom still does this at 55. And she wonders why all her kids moved out young lol

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hasooon 24

Holy shit, didn't expect a lot of guys have to same things going on in their houses. And i though op dad is weird.

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krazayman 18

i grew up in a house with 3 sister and my mother and they all still to this day have a habit of walking around in their underwear. im glad they are wearing something but it's still awkward

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MsMedea 26

It could have been more embarrassing if you had brought your friends or partner over to visit!

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BantasaurusRex 13

Its his house and he can do what he wants FYL

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gracehi 31

Knock on the invisible door like a normal person next time, OP. Gosh.

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pennsatucky 12

My dad does this a lot too, but it kind of let me know why my mom acts like a bitch most of the time. FYL, Op.

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kayposion 17

You need a neuralyzer from the men in black 0.0

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LoverWordsFood 27

Maybe knock on the front door then? I really don't know OP. I unfortunately know this issue but with my father in law. It's just one of those things you just walk away and guzzle the bleach just to get the image out of your head. The only thing I really have is, it's their house, they pay for it and can do whatever they want inside.

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