By RiceCrispyTreats - 01/09/2015 16:46 - United States - Pelham

Today, I left my phone outside on the grass while I went inside to get a drink. I didn't expect my dad to run over it with the lawn mower. FML
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UncleCaitlyn 21

Did he start up the lawn mower as you went inside or was he already mowing the lawn

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mezochan 29

You couldn't hear him starting the mower/using the mower? I mean, it's not like the things have stealth-mode or something, they're pretty loud.

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UncleCaitlyn 21

Did he start up the lawn mower as you went inside or was he already mowing the lawn

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parrchristianna 14

seriously? you might not have expected it, but you shouldn't have left it out there. anything could have happened to it.

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wanted_2_want 40

OP's Phone was very heavy and bulky and it couldn't fit in a pocket or be carried with one hand. Therefore s/he had to leave it behind.

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TomPusslicker 21

It was probably one of THOSE phones. The kind that takes 4 people to carry, or more if it's a newer model.

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footballguy55 9

Your dad probably should've seen your phone but it wasn't the best idea to leave it there in the first place

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militarybrat 21

Grass that needs to be mowed is usually pretty high. Besides phones are ridiculously small now. No. Just no.

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Krypt1c 11

actually the newer ones are ridiculously big. like, tablet size

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rashpimplezitz 9

Ridiculously small? Maybe flip phones but definitely not the common smartphones. Bigger screen is the new trend for some reason

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texasmade817 5

actually phones have been getting bigger the last year or so. Definitely big enough to see laying on the grass

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jc1015 25

yeah go put your phone in tall grass and get behind a push mower or sit on a riding mower. let us know how well you can see it.

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mezochan 29

You couldn't hear him starting the mower/using the mower? I mean, it's not like the things have stealth-mode or something, they're pretty loud.

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chrisbeaudoin 26

Some electric lawnmowers are now surprisingly quiet, but if op was in the house long enough for her dad to start up the lawn mower and start cutting the grass, she/he kinda deserves it.

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coried91 28

That is completely your fault.. I was actually expecting it to be stolen or covered in ants or something. That's just a dumb move on your end.

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UncleCaitlyn 21

We don't know the entire story but it doesn't seem like the brightest idea

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jackthekeeper 24

Oh I'm kind of thirsty, better go inside and get something to drink. Gee, this phone is mighty heavy, I think I will just set it here on the lawn so that it's not I'm my way while I go all the way inside.

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purelymixed 17

Why are you out on the lawn in the first place? To show your dad where he missed a spot?

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Mackade 18

because some people like fresh air, and not the air you get from behind a computer screen.

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purelymixed 17

Why don't your get some air from behind deez nuts

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0h_Boy 26

This is what happens when you don't pick up after yourself

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Wizardo 33

Expect the unexpected.

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Mynamewontfi 40

Idiot. Even if your father didn't go over it with a lawn mower, so many other things could've happened to your phone while you left it in the grass.

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mds9986 24

Like what? I can't see anything other than being hit by a lawnmower happening to a phone sitting out for a few minutes. Obviously OPs father was outside so nobody was going to walk into the yard and steel it.

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