By Anonymous - 21/02/2016 19:02 - United States - North Scituate

Today, I found a picture of my ex with a new boyfriend. This wouldn't be so bad if she didn't break up with me because she was lesbian. FML
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Accurate_Vision 31

she was probably just looking for an excuse to break up with you, OP. If she lied to you like that, you're better off without her anyways. You can do better.

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fuckfuckityfuck 16

Plot twist: Op's girlfriend's new boyfriend is actually a girl

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Accurate_Vision 31

she was probably just looking for an excuse to break up with you, OP. If she lied to you like that, you're better off without her anyways. You can do better.

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tygerarmy 35

Tell in the future to say lesbian honest, you don't have to lie, I'm going to be sad either way.

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Tripartita 44

And then while she's scratching her head, trying to figure out what the hell that means, run away!

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uchua 16

Was that even English? Looks like some Google translate output.

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tygerarmy 35

Let's be honest. Probably should be written differently to make the joke. But it's not the first or last time I will be down voted for a bad joke. Lesbianest? Les-bi-anest? Les-bi-honest? Whatever, at least I'm not lying about who I'm cheating on the OP with. Wait, yes I am.

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fmlfreek101 15

Breakups suck, especially when there's even more lies in the breakup

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Feklfekl2222 32

It's possible the ex realised she's actually bisexual

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Brandi_Faith 33

But that wouldn't be a reason to break up with her current boyfriend; unless he had a problem with it and broke up with her. It sounds more like she was looking for an excuse to break up with op.

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Feklfekl2222 32

I'm more suggesting she realised she was attracted to women and not the male OP and assumed she was a lesbian, and after leaving the relationship found she was attracted to some men, just not OP

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DraconicFeline 31

29 - That's almost exactly what happened to me in the past, actually, so I concur.

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Xamry14 10

They meant that maybe she realized it after she broke it off with OP

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nash1991 20

If she really was a lesbian you could have been like Ross... Tough luck, it sucks either way!

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mea96 9

Ouch. That's harsh. I really feel for you, mate.

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