Miscellaneous: Today, I arranged the food on my plate in a smiley face to try...

By Anon - 07/11/2009 00:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I arranged the food on my plate in a smiley face to try and make myself feel better. I'm a 38 year old man. It worked. FML

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By welp - 28/10/2015 04:11 - United States - Belton

Today, I was making a homemade pizza for myself. I've been unhappy lately, so I arranged the pepperoni in the shape of a smiley face to cheer myself up. The pizza burned. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 735

You deserved it 3 621

By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:20 - Canada - Sherbrooke

Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 285

You deserved it 3 920

By sunshine19217 - 18/01/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, I took the time to make myself look nice just so that the pizza guy would think I had a life. FML

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You deserved it 8 707

Introvert struggles

By knife knife - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Dalkeith

Today, I ate out, even though I was tired. When my main course arrived, I realised I had sent both my forks away with the starter plate. Rather than say anything, I ate dinner with two knives. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 920

You deserved it 15 488

Reverse psychology

By Marie - 11/06/2020 17:12

Today, while trying to get my picky daughter to eat her dinner, I pretended to take some of her food and give it to her brother, thinking that would get her to eat it. Instead, she thanked me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 101

You deserved it 807

By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 19:07 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 006

You deserved it 5 872

By Kamburgler - 02/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 390

You deserved it 5 725

By ForeverAlone - 22/09/2015 21:40 - Ukraine

Today, there was a big party at my workplace. The only person that was socializing with me in any way was my co-workers 4-year-old daughter. Before leaving, she drew smiley faces on plastic plates and napkins and gave them to me so I "will have some friends and not be all alone". FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 482

You deserved it 1 964

It's the thought that counts

By no good deed - 23/07/2020 20:02

Today, I was feeling pretty down due to a recent back injury, so I thought I’d do something nice to help lift my spirits. I bought some cookies for my coworkers, who ended up not wanting any, and one of them decided to ask what was wrong with my face. Oh, right, my acne rosacea is flaring too. FML

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You deserved it 262

By First World Problems - 08/01/2016 14:34 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Afterwards, my parents thought it would be a great idea to have my favourite meal. I got to watch them enjoy it. FML

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You deserved it 1 771

isantorin 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 8:22

I fail how to see this is a bad thing. D:

JohnnyAppleseed 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 8:20

Eggs and bacon? The type of food is important to my decision as to if YDI or FYL.

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JohnnyAppleseed 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 8:20

Eggs and bacon? The type of food is important to my decision as to if YDI or FYL.

JulzKay 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 8:21

Haha, this is awesome, actually!

blufindr 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 12:08

I agree with this, actually.

isantorin 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 8:22

I fail how to see this is a bad thing. D:

dudeitsdanny 9

Saturday 7 November 2009 9:05

So do I. I think this is a MLIG. I wish I could be cheered up that way =)

Jonno8825 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 8:23

Good on ya. Just cos your older doesn't mean you should stop doing kiddy stuff for fear of looking stupid

XxCoolPersonxX 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 8:24

never tried that it's probably awesome lol don't feel bad

jchansfan 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 8:28

Get over it. That's not even bad. Having a sense of humour is never a bad thing.

tashi_fml 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 8:29

just the kid coming out in you...and if it made you happy, good for you:)

fireandice27 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 8:29

I think that's awesome. And now I want to try it too.

Jeef27 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 8:38

wow man. that sucks! fyl!!

kewl92 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 8:34

aww poor baby

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try the ice cubes in the vagina thing we'd read about. He kept sticking one in after another and they got stuck. My vagina had a brain freeze for a half an hour. FML

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Today, I caught my fiance lying about being at work. Furious, I started breaking his things, demanding to know what skank he'd been sneaking around with. He gave me a stack of receipts, saying he'd been Christmas shopping. He's not cheating, just getting me everything I wanted. God, I'm a psycho. FML

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Today, after being terrified for years, I went on a plane for the first time. It was also the first time I "emergency landed." FML

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Today, I failed on a school presentation because I was not prepared. Apparently, the fact that my computer crapped itself and started giving off smoke last period isn't a good reason for not having my presentation prepared. FML

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You deserved it 8 688

Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML

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You deserved it 745

Today, My mom walked in on me and my 2 year crush about to have sex. When she saw us she said "oh I'll just wait outside, I know it wont be long anyway." FML

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Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML

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